PROFILES
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Nathan McAllan is the voice of the band and writes all of the lyrics. Standing at 6'2 and that very important 'half', he towers above the other members of the band. However, he can only really be described as 'the fortunate one' as he is the only member with a girlfriend, and a damn fine one at that. His love of The Cure and Robert Smith has inspired him to write poetry which shall maybe appear on this site in the near future. His other favourite bands include Jack Off Jill, Deftones and Incubus. He often overuses the word 'blatant', and he is the only member of the band without any sort of nickname, although most people know him as 'oi, twat'.
Ben Packard, aka Porksword, is the guitarist in the band. He has the largest penis of all the band members. Having now finished failing his course at Cardiff Uni, he finds lots of time to write immense pieces of music for the band and to record many of the local bands for his recording company Aneurysm Records. Despite his homosexual tendencies, he assures us that he is straight, a fact helped by his love for small girls. His favourite bands include Deftones, Marilyn Manson and Porksword, his former band. He loves to read and is very rarely found without a good book by his side. Currently single, it really shouldn't be too long before this beautiful creature finishes weighing up his options and picks the one girl for him, possibly being the beautiful (apparently!) 10 year old Sophie.
Danny Curtis aka Steve Dave, is the 'tub thumper' of the band. His humour is second to none, and he likes nothing more than listening to Pantera, Deftones and Swedish metal band Meshuggah. Danny has recently come from a long term relationship but can't wait to get laid again. If there are any offers please click his name where you can find his mobile number. Steve Dave can often be found lying flat on his back having downed a whole beer. He's not well known for his drinking ability, but his friendship and his drumming ability prove that this boy will go a long way.
Lastly, there is Paul Mead, the bass player. The last member to join having been recommended by his old partner in crime Steve Dave, Paul used to play for local band Kinderfield. His nicknames include 'Forehead' and 'Walt Flanaghan's Dawg (as in, 'that bastard's faster than...)'. His favourite bands include Deftones (notice a trend here?!?!?), Primus and Tool. He has also recently ended a long term relationship and he is looking the happiest he's looked for a very long time. Who knows where this young stud will set his sights next? If he could choose his favourite singer in the whole world it would be Maynard James Keenan of Tool, closely followed by Nathan of course! His favourite ND song is 'Blanket' purely because he gets to show off some of his many bass playing talents.
ooooooh, this place smells funny. like urine.
