I am the bass player.

I can be boring or annoying or very boring or very annoying or annoyingly boring or boringly annoying or boring with my annoyingness.

I have blonde hair, blue eyes and a large.....forehead.

I hate most people, especially sympathetic ones.

The best bands, in my opinion, are Tool, Deftones, Jack Off Jill, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Queen Adreena, Meat Puppets, NOFX, Primus, Less Than Jake, Pornos For Pyros, Radish, Lights, Sleeper, Wes (Pimp Shitkick) Borland, and System of a Down.

I have a strong bond to my mum.....and Swords mum.

I like writing stupid little poems with the goal to offend people.

My band are the best bunch o'guyz in the world, not only that but we're all fucking talented as well.

I think that moshing is far too much effort these days.

I owe any musical talent i have to Jevon Smith, Danny Curtis and KinÐerfielÐ.

My special people consist of Terry (the world seems so much more sarcastic with him in it), Mike (same), Nathan (who always downplays his impressive ability with music), Sword (the almighty axe wielder), Danny (wrist muscles like a Bangkok lady boy), Jev (I'll find the knife in my back one of these dayz), Loni (4 makin both Jev and everyone elses life that little bit happier), Ali (who was once so special), Heather (for being a real refreshment to the group), Sam (the guy that wont blow his nose.... respect dude *painful hand jerk*), and finally possibly the greatest friend I ever had till he fucked off refusing to speak to us and only conversing with his bird *sob sob*, the almighty one and only James Bywater (you is the coolest nicest test tube baby i eva met).