My full name is DANNY Curtis (not the popular alternative Daniel), but most folks round here call me Steve Dave. See the connection? Nah, neither do I.

I was born on that of those most monumental days, the 15th of December, 1983. In fact that was the day that was in fact 10 days before Christmas!

My eyes are a deep sensual blue. I like to hypnotize ladies with my erotic glare.

I now finally, after much scrutiny, blood, sweat and the odd occassional tears, have hair on: my legs, head, a few on my face, in my pits, in my pubic zone, and many on my arse crack.

I have many favourite bands. Some may shock, surprise, even delight, and some may make your stomach turn. For the full list, send your credit card and VALID pin number to...

My favourite book right now is 'Go Dog Go'. If I may quote: "See Dog Go, Go Dog Go." Heartwarming I think you'll agree.

Here I have been asked to divulge whom my partner in crime is... I am afraid that for legal reasons I cannot name Morwenna Bywater as the one who actually shot Phil Mitchell... oops.

At the moment my band are the closest thing to me. I love each of those guys, each in their own way. Paul, spiritually, Nathan, musically, and Sword, sexually.

I am young free and single so any ladies wishing to ride the Steve Dave roller coaster of love txt me your stats on 07759 058 293. I hope to hear from you soon!