Just recovered from a horrible bout with fever, at least I think it was fever. There are several possibility's as to the cause of my illness. Reasons could be any one of these or a combination of one or more.
1) Being attacked by giant insect.
2) Smoking a pack of smokes in 7 hours.
3) Sleeping on dusty couch.
4) STD from dirty female in surfers.
5) Ad's for "The X Factor".
6) Watching John Howard send more troops to IRAQ.
7) Watching President Bush's penis get harder watching more troops go to IRAQ.
8) Watching John Howard's penis get harder watching President Bush's penis get harder watching more troops go to IRAQ.
9) Eating McDonald's
10) NOT watching enough SpongeBob Squarepants.
11) Eating spoilt cream.
12) Discovering half eaten food in my computer desk.
13) Watching repeats of "Friends".
14) NOT drinking enough.
15) Eating lead paint.
Any one of these is enough to cause my unique symptoms which include :
1) Fever.
2) Runny Nose.
3) Lack of appetite.
4) Sore Muscles
5) Hallucinations
6) Sore throat.
7) Head ache.
8) Insomnia.
9) Ability to only judge people by appearance
10) Pure egotistical attitude.