And I thought McDonalds were heartless corporate fucks!
Well, If you do by chance read my articles on a regular basis you would realize just how much I hate that drug smuggling woman in Bali (god I hate her ) but we have a new winner for stupidest fuck alive.

A 17 year old guy tried to shove a whole hamburger in his mouth at one time after reading the Guinness book of records and nearly chocked to death. Holy shit, the ignorance that just oozes from some people is astounding! I Just wanted to meet this kid, perhaps buy him a hamburger and then proceed to fail him with barbed wire for being such a stupid, fat fuck.

His mother, as genetics go, is equally as stupid. She brought up the question of " what would I put on his tomb stone if he died?" . Well, how about " My Stupid Fat Son : Died trying to impress some girl with a party trick, failed at that like he failed at 17 years of life. Will not be missed, sold organs for crack."