My first operation and didn't even lose my patient! I'm so proud!
I just cut a mole off my dad. With swiss army scissors. Yep. Thats fucked up. Don't worry, I tried to use nail clippers first but they weren't sharp enough. Though it still took me like 6 cuts with the scissors.
Its that feeling of steel mashing ( not cutting) thru flesh that just makes me want to be a doctor or at least a butcher. The way the blood trickles gently down the chaotic implement that was never intended to be used to do anything more than cut nails that brings a rise of vomit to my throat.
I declare this operation to be a success of course I have to break bones but thats OK, he'll be fine.