Some movies just have the worst story lines you've've ever heard. A good example is that new movie about a racing zebra, honestly, it sounds as though they've smoked something hardcore and wrote down whatever came into there drugged induced minds, woke up the next morning and found the only legible words they wrote where "racing zebra".
That is the most fucking stupid idea Ive ever heard! Closely followed by the colossal fuck up they call "Blade Trinity". Sure, the action was good, I don't mind seeing a few vampires get there throats ripped out. The problem is the story line, you want to add a new character? But you don't want to make it coherent? Well, lets just say it was an old characters child. Good idea dumb fucks. Ive woken up hungover and blurted out better Ideas than these people ever will. Its almost painful to think about the storyline in blade. Whats ever more sad is that the blade series was so good, once again, much like "The matrix Revolutions", they fucked up something which was impossible to fuck up.
Good work Hollywood, whilst people are dying in you've own country, the general public is quite happy to pay $12 to see your bullshit and give it rave reviews.
Morale of the story : zebras used to be cool then Hollywood came along