Haha! Im 17 today but I'd also like to wish Happy Birthday to my mate Trent, who I couldnt call on his birthday because there was no power and my phone was dead, gotta love trailer parks.
17, I can see the wrinkles creeping up on me already. Is that crows feet I see?
Your only 17 once and since the lovley people Im staying with have a bird, Ive gotta dress up like a pirate for the rest of the day. Sound like fun rite? ( yer, maybe when you were 5 or 6 ) . Maybe Ill just buy enough lego to build myself a life sized fort instead? OR I could go and sniff a line of coke off a hookers arse?
Anyway,
Happy Birthday Trent, Dont worry man, Ill jump out of a cake for you.