Yep, the biggest drinking event of the year is only 24 hours away people. Now I'm not the type to drink irresponsibly *ahem* but it seems to me that its going to be one the best night of the year and I cant even spend it with my girlfriend, FUCK. Oh well, I guess ill just have to kiss Trent at the strike of midnight instead. I've come up with the best idea that Ive ever had the fortune of conjuring, thank you brain, i knew there was a good reason i kept you around. My idea is to fill a camelbak full of booze, anyone that doesn't know what a camelbak is should be shot but I'll go ahead and inform you before I call the firing squad. A camelbak is like a plastic bag you wear on your back with a hose coming out of it that you stick in your mouth. Ingenious invention. Means ill premix all my drinks for that night and pour it directing into my camelbak. Good idea ay? If i see anyone else with a camelbak full of booze I'll have no choice but to attack you. I'd feel the same way a great serial killer does when someone does a copycat and I'll react similarly. Speaking of which, wouldn't it be a good idea to actually kill people with cereal? What a dope idea Jamie. You could kill people with a box of cereal, is there anything more skillful? Thats right, there's not.
Morale of this rambling : Cereal is murder