Honestly, what sorta society do we live in where I'm threatened by a fucking fast food slut?!
I was at pacific fair, one of my favorite places to be. This is because of one thing, Point Blank 2, possibly the greatest game ever. But thats not realy important to the story. I was ordering some food when I accidentally knocked down a "CAUTION : FLOOR WET" sign.
I told the girl that was serving me I had killed her sign. She gave me a blank look , the same look when you tell your 6 year old cousins where babies realy come from. I tried to explain it to her in words she could understand " I " i said, pointing to myself. "killed" I said as i drew a line across my throat. "your" I pointed at her , " sign" i said as i pointed at the fallen sign on the ground.
She caught on.
"dont worry" she said casually . "I'll just call security" and smiled in a way that made me want to hit her with the recently deceased sign.
So there you go, killing a sign is now a crime, punishable by vicious beating by security.
To killing a sign in the first degree, how do you plead Jamie?