why Jamie is an arsehole part 1
This is the start of my saga called "Why Jamie is an arsehole".

We all have an idea that sounds perfect in theory but when you try and use this theory in a practical way it falls to pieces and crying, verbal abuse, dirty looks and sexual deprivation ensues. Maybe it didn't turn out that bad for YOU but this is my story.

OK, heres the background info, I had been going out with my girlfriend for about 12 months I think. She actually gave me the idea to write this story, she even came up with the name, go figure. Anyway, 12 months is a long time to be with someone realy I had two conflicting points of view being expressed openly to me. One was my friends point of view. "Dump her and come out and we'll hook up, that [ insert random sluts name here ] wants you. " . The other opinion was from my girlfriend . " I love you and always want to be with you".

Well, My theory was to add these two points of view to create a view thats all mine. My theory is sick, twisted, socially morally and ethically wrong.

My plan? Stay with my girlfriend but be allowed to fuck other people. Essentially cheating but asking permission I guess.

Needless to say it didnt work out. And so concludes part 1 of "why Jamie is an arsehole"
Maybe I should just write a book about it?