Beaten by a 12 year old
This is a story that will make me laugh everytime I hear it. At the time it wasnt so funny but looking back I'm glad it happend, otherwise I wouldnt be writing about it now.

This happend about a year ago. When I had the time I would regulary attend martial arts. But with work and school theres no time for it.

Now, one night, I attended a class at a differnt school, they taught the same style of martial arts though and I wanted to get more training in. The highest level martial artists there had a son. He was 12 and he was several levels above me. He was advanced enough to teach 95% of the people there. I was paired up this with kid and me being the arogant bastard I was decided to attack him first and let him go on the defensive. I threw several good punches, he deflected a few of them with speed that was rather overwhelming but i continued. I had locked up one of his hands against him and I readying my right hand to hit him in the side of the neck. I let my hand go, trying to inflict the most damage I could on my 5 foot oppoent. Out of nowhere, his hand broke free some the grip I had on it, directly hitting me in the adam apple. The effect of this hit where heard by everyone training and they stopped, some half way through battles to stop and watch me drop to my knees, grasping my throat with an immense pain, coughing up what I thought was blood. NO! I WASNT CRYING! I HAD SOMETHING IN MY EYE! SHUTUP!
So there you go, last time I try and kill a 12 year old, atleast for alittle while anyway.