Yes, it has been a long time since I last updated my blog but I have my reasons. If you dont like these reasons then its because the real reason is that I've been sleeping with you mother. and by sleeping I mean sex.
Now, the day is Saturday, its about 8:30 in the morning and I'm feeling fine all things considered. My blog has started to grow cob webs on it since its been such a long time since I even thought about touching it ( my blog, not my penis as I often touch that ) . This has come about due to recent employment. Thats right, someone has seriously overlooked various character flaws which I have and has hired me. The fools.
Currently I'm working for a theme park development company, designing installations and creating basic programs on the computers to cut out shapes that are then either sculpted or glue to make various objects. Life at work has been hectic since I began.
I started work and had 2 days to learn everything as I was replacing the person training me. I got the hang of it after an hour or so. Since then its been non-stop with the dead-line of "Wiggles World" looming over the workplace. Thankfully the company will be done on Monday afternoon and I wont have to look at any more Wiggles related crap. Not that I mind having a perv on "Jeff" from the Wiggles.
This weekend however was supposed to be "action packed" but its a fair bit of a let down. My friend, who drives us around, has found his vehicle incapacitated due to a faulty ignition. Which is horrible because his parents blame him when it wasn't his fault and now he's grounded for the remaining weekend.
So this weekend I'm just going to be avoiding as much work as possible whilst seeing my girlfriend and my boys in between bouts of sleep.
I believe its fathers day today, not sure about that since my family doesn't really care about stupid holidays. So, for those of you that care, Happy Fathers day. I cant wait till my own illegitimate children are born and I too can be considered a Father, even if I am a dead beat rather who drinks scotch in the mornings and petrol at night.
So, back to what I was saying, there are good reasons why I have posted anything in awhile, if you want someone to blame, blame your mother for being so ugly.
Sincerely,
Jamie Lopez . - whom is better than you'll ever be.