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The Storys,
Wednesday, 15 June 2005
Sprite-Zero? can go ahead and fellate me.
Everything has to be low fat, no fat, no sugar, no glucose or no preservatives, even McDonald's uses free range pigs to make there pig anus burgers now.

Enough healthy crap, I want my burger soaked in fat, mashed between chocolate cake, deep fried and covered with M&M's. I don't want a lettuce leaf that comes from the top of a magical spring in Madagascar, gently sat between bread made by virgin priests. I want my food to be killed, not just killed but murdered in the middle of the night with a baseball bat and left to soak in a grease trap for at least a week before I eat it. Food should be artery clogging pleasure, not magical beans and cous-cous.

Drinks are the same way, we've had diet coke for years but now I've been bombarded with new "zero sugar" bullshit. Sure, I have the choice not to buy one of there drinks but there been shoved down my throat by commercials and other advertising. I even feel bad if I buy a coke from my corner store. I'm immediately questioned with " are you sure you want THAT coke .... wouldn't you like this nice zero sugar coke?" . NO, I would NOT like your zero sugar drink, I want my 45 table spoon's of sugar drink and I want it now, your not my doctor, take my money and give me what I fucking asked for.

Posted by ego2/frosted_rabbit at 12:54 PM EADT
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