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By Buck Futter
MIHOP Daily News Staff Writer
Monday, February 10, 2003

(Harrisonburg, VA) Scandal once again hits home with the once prestigious MIHOP club. Early reports indicate that JMU's chapter president was found intoxicated while spreading the good word Saturday night.

Matt Kudla went quietly while being escorted from Wayland dormitory on JMU's campus. However, just as Kudla was being put into the cruiser of one of Harrisonburg's finest he was heard to have shouted, "Viva La French Toast!!" which was quickly followed by him vomiting on the arresting officer's shoes.

Some question Kudla's comment due to his notorious distaste for breakfast foods. It was later learned though questioning witnesses and close friends that Matt had recently made the leap into the breakfast world during the last JMU MIHOP meeting. Long time friend Matt Davis commented, "When he whipped out the syrup I was so amazed I just couldn't resist grabbing it from him and gulping it down" to the amazement of MIHOP Spirit Leader, Evan Ayers.

Nate Miller, shares a suite with the now disgraced JMU chapter President, said "Frankly I'm not suprised at all. He's always playing playstation and STILL hasn't written my member's profile for his website."

After catching up with UVA's chapter President, Donald Brownlee sympathized by saying "I understand what he's going through. It's been very hard on him after the incident where we went to that AA meeting drunk....wait, Matt KUDLA? Who the hell is that?"

This wasn't the first time that MIHOP had to endure scandal and it probably won't be the last. Fortunately, the institution has a bond stronger than no other. It's a mixture of old fashion syrup and the insides of Evan McMahan's legs. Yum.