sPiDeR mAn 2
im waiting to have a copy of spider man movie here... cant wait to watch it already. im sure this ones more fun... ang tagal talaga dumating ang copy d2.

Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
From the Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, January 13, 1995 with revisions made by John Insor.


10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

Fun and Nonsense
check dis out Mr. Bean scrappy answers from a stupid jokes lolz.

see also the scrap pic of Mr. Bean.

POLITICS
Here are some reasons to dump Bush. A new reason every day. How handy.

thanks to weird corporate satan for that link.

SaN jUaN..... GRiNd aT tHe bEAcH
grabe kahapon enjoy! tinira namin yong alak na pinadala sakin ng aunt ko from Pampanga... don namin ininom sa beach inn... kami nina bro albert, bro arnold, ning2 and winnie g. then ginagabihan non pumunta kami ng tabing dagat kse may GRIND AT THE BEACH saka may band kasama ang brother ko sa band... sponsored by SMB. grabe ayos ang mga games... kaso medyo inantok me eh kse dami ko naring nainom saka umuwi me kaagad kse may class pa ako na 7:ooam....
pumunta pa me sa pier grabe may shaolin don he he he
yo! bro im about to pop off! peace out!