About Us
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Issue #3:
Anomalies,
by Richard S. Freeland
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Ghost Therapy,
by Gerald Sheagren
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Angel Envy,
by Ian Donnell Arbuckle
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Thromboles,
by Dr Terry Dartnall
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Trapped in a
Barrel,
by Steven Holmes
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Earth,
by Dena Graham
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The Tale of the
Brilliant Thief,
by Ally Wren
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Beat Burt,
by Mike Boone
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Issue #2:
Remembering
Krempla,
by H. David Blalock
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Cthulu Calling
Collect,
by Gregory Story
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At the Trial
of
the Loathsome Slime,
by William Meikle
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Just Another Day at
Roswell,
by Randy Tanner
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A Million Ducks
Quacking,
by Marc Crofton
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Editorials
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Issue #1:
July 1, 2003
by H. David Blalock
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by Janice Clark
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by Daniel Devine
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by Beth Long
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by Daniel L. Needles
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by Susan Lange
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Editorials
Earth
by Dena Kay Graham
Aliens
Hello we, on the planet Earth would like to welcome you, to the planet Earth.
We would like to buy you and sell you , we would like to tell you and listen to you.
Your problems are our problems (the planet Earth's problems). We would like to tell
you that all your problems will go away by themselves.
But actually, we are trying to make them bigger, so that we can advertise them,
by making sure the world knows your problems. So that they will know that yours
are actually bigger and funnier and dumber than theirs.
We would like to tell you that there is no charge for all these luxuries.
We would also like to sell you the moon and tell you that you could live there for free. But actually there are hidden charges for all these nice accommodations. By the way there is no extra charges for the roaches. But if you would like us to leave them off the deluxe plan ,there will be a small fee, there will be a small fee for the paperwork (in small print), the execution of these small creatures is not illegal because we have never been able to execute one, But we the planet Earth will, at no extra charge, give to you aliments and diseases at no extra charge. We believe you will like our doctors they do so much for us. That we keep coming back day after day . They seem to like our faces. But we the planet Earth extend our open arms to you ( to see what you have in your pockets) to see what we can get for free.
We Earth people love free stuff, stuff that is given to us free of charge.
We have been receiving free stuff for years. It has killed a few of us
But like the roaches we are hard to kill. We, at no extra charge, will let you breathe the air that we do, But if you need the oxygen there will be a small minimal charge for that and the extras. But we the people of Earth would love to meet you and greet you , extend our open arms out to you in peace and friendship. We promise to you your privacy and will respect all your wishes. (yeah Right) We the people of earth do not believe in exterminations. (Duh) We welcome you to the Planet Earth
If you have any questions just ask the people in the white jackets. Welcome to Earth have a nice stay.
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