Vote Ed DeVore for U.S. Senate:

His antennae are up for what's good for America!

Voting Public asks: "What's th' point?!?"

Lamentations 3:61-66
61: Thou hast heard their reproach, O LORD, and all their imaginations against me;
62: The lips of those that rose up against me, and their device against me all the day.
63: Behold their sitting down, and their rising up; I am their musick.
64: Render unto them a recompence, O LORD, according to the work of their hands.
65: Give them sorrow of heart, thy curse unto them.
66: Persecute and destroy them in anger from under the heavens of the LORD.

Having experienced some small notoriety in various ways, in various places at various times, Senatorial Candidate Ed DeVore has also repeatedly been the subject of rumors about his behavior ranging from the merely twisted to the blatantly, viciously, and cruelly untrue. Gossip destroys lives, and Ed seems to be a lightning rod for more than his share. He says, "It's not like some of the stuff I HAVE done isn't bad enough (I'm more than forthright about any of that), so I don't need people makin' stuff up about me! Some of the ugliest things I've heard going around about me would make me not want to be associated with myself if I didn't know me so well." At this point he has experienced neither real fame nor the fortune that often goes with it (unlike many celebs that used to get the same type of treatment, right or wrong), but Ed can still tell ya that it ain't no fun being the song of the drunkards (Psalms 69:12)! In anticipation of the future attention/rectal exam (Before anyone asks, "Yes I did, and BOY did I inhale!") sure to follow a campaign for national office, Ed has decided to pull some P.R. spin, and beat his enemies to the punch by publishing a bunch of crap that he fabricated about himself!

The National Enquirer used to be good for this sort of thing, though in today's confessional age of Oprah, celebrities are eager to tell us all about things that are often more bizarre than what used to be made up about them, so the tabloids must figure, "Why bother?" Lately they've rushed in to fill a void left by mainstream news outlets that refuse to report on liberal follies, scooping them on legitimate news stories (Bill Clinton's scandals, Jesse Jackson's shenanigans, etc.). Since nature abhors a vacuum, Ed is not above taking up the tabloid slack.

It's been said that you should believe half of what you see, none of what you hear. It's also been said that a lie is halfway around the world before the truth even has its boots on...Well, Giddyup!

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