I wanna be
Vote Ed DeVore for U.S. Senate:
He's not that horse's ass Arlen Specter!!!
Rockin' th' boat and makin' some waves...
...Hang ten, Daddy-O!!!
Listen up:
As previously stated, Arlen Specter is a horse's ass!!! He is a liberal in Republican clothing, which is why I'm planning on running against him in the Pennsylvania primary for Senate in 2004.
Arlen ran as a pro-abortion candidate for president awhile back, and his main theme was a "big-tent" Republican party...Though I agree that we need a big tent, nothing says that the clowns have to run the circus!
What confirmed him as an horse's ass was his vote concerning the removal of the impeached Bill Clinton. Right before the vote he actually told the press, "Under Scottish law there are three possible verdicts: guilty, not guilty, and not proved. And I intend to vote not proved as to both articles." Then he went ahead, stood up on the floor of the senate when the big moment came, and voted "not proved"! His vote was counted as "not guilty". I wanted to get right up in his face and scream, "FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD, Arlen, what friggin' COUNTRY do you think this IS?!? Aren't you SUPPOSED to be a UNITED STATES SENATOR?!? YOU HORSE'S ASS!!! His excuse was that the whole thing was a sham trial. That's as may be, but the evidence presented was more than enough to enable him to be a man and vote to throw that weasel Bill Clinton out of office! Was he just trying to stand out in order to be a footnote for the history books? Now that Bill Clinton is out of office, that knucklehead has actually suggested that he could still be impeached for the pardon of Marc Rich and other sleazy activities. "Hey, Arlen, you had your chance and you blew it!"
As censure for his blatant stupidity, Arlen Specter should be forced to wear a kilt on the Senate floor for the remainder of his tenure in office...I think that would be a "Hoot, mon!"
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STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S ASS:
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Having never before held public office (though I think I remember running for "Class Clown" in 5th grade!), at this point I'm shooting for a Screaming-Lord-Sutch-of-American-politics type of thing here, and don't CARE how it looks. Let me know what you think anyway! Hahaha!!! Let's have some feedback, even if it's negative...I wanna know if I'm pissin' off th' right people!!!
