Far removed from the structure featuring enumerated, separated powers outlined in our Constitution, today duties rightly belonging to an accountable legislature have been usurped by a bloated, centralized government in the hands of unelected regulatory agencies and judges legislating from the bench. To illustrate this point, Ed DeVore, a candidate for U. S. Senate, has taken it upon himself to hoof it on over to the Department of Agriculture's Federal Impound Lot # 16, a repository for contraband hay bails.

Why have these round bails of hay been outlawed?

Because some bureaucrat in Washington heard that the cows weren't getting a square meal!!!

Lest he be branded anti-cattle for his stance against intrusive federal regulation supposedly enacted for their benefit, Senatorial hopeful DeVore decided to make his case directly to those most affected by it.

In order to court the vote and endorsement , not so much of the union itself, but of its individual members, Ed chose to focus on the group generally considered the spokesmen for the bovine community, the National Association for the Advancement of Cow Patties.

Here Ed addresses one of their meetings:

Ed says, "Everything I am I owe to udders!"

Though Ed generally deplores the herd mentality surrounding many unions and advocacy groups, he took time to listen to and discuss their various concerns.

One cow got mad because Ed wouldn't take any bull, but Ed firmly stood his ground, saying,
"What's yer BEEF?!?"

Ed hopes that if he can just get through to enough people and livestock, he can start a stampede towards limited federal government and a return of the United States of America to the constitutional republic it was intended to be.

Ed DeVore: Rustling up votes wherever he can!!!

Entire contents copyright© 2000 by Ed DeVore

*CLICK HERE to go to GOLGOTHA HOME
*BACK to BIG LIE
*Clear over to COSMIC EDDIE'S CYBER-SPACE
*BACK to ElectEd
*LISTEN UP: RealAudioEd!