Want to go to Los Angeles but can't? Maybe your parents think you're too young, or you can't get leave from work, or you just don't have the money. Perhaps your doctor won't let you out of the mental ward for 2 days...

Do not despair, the Europe Crew is here to help you!
All you need to do, is send a private message to Lollypop at Council of Elrond, and tell her why You should be kidnapped. A detailed description of your daily routines (especially the times you'll be all alone) would be most appreciated.

To be totally honest, this will not take you any closer to LA. But it will give something to do for Lolly, who really enjoys cutting little letters out of newspapers and glueing them to A4s (yes, we know she's easily amused). Apart from making Lolly happy, you'll also get your name up on this website (for what that's worth).