Eric Salitsky: Master of Love
Jurt Nobain: What is created when Matt and Mocle's idols fuse together
Ben Egerman: Ex-guitarist of The Monkey Wrench Gang
Jess Bergman: A girl who does NOT like to be pantsed
Claudia Koch: The ultimate stupid bitch. If you ever meet her, spit on her.
Laura Robbins: Uh... person
Stupid Bitch DMV Cop: Stupid fucking bitch ass whore that failed Mocle twice on his driver's test before Matt killed him (and even though no one can really die in a Matt and Mocle Comic anymore, this guy WILL stay dead due to the fact that he sucks so incredibly much)
Mocle's Mom: Master of the mystic arts of Judaism
Mocle's Dad: The dark crystal of bigotry
Glenn Alexis Rintell Merry: good at sports, but likes Nelly...so you know what that means...
Jesse Wolf: Misser Of Shira
Mr. Brian Rogan: Mocle's Biology Teacher who used to play football...now whats wrong with that picture?
Becky Harris: Super cool cool chick
Josh Kirby: Closet homosexual
Alex Roseman: Sexy bass guy
Rachael Avery: Dumb blonde
Kailie Boothby: Mocle's guardian angel and conscience
Danny Lanoue: Vegan Punk Rocker
Ayelet Weiss: Girl Mocle loved for a long while but doesnt anymore....NO HE DOESNT, SHUT UP!
Stephanie Berman: Pretty cool chick.. not SUPER cool. Only Pretty cool. We don't inflate ego's at Matt and Mocle Comics.. too much.
Dave Gallant: Mocle's DJ Friend
Jonothan Davis of Korn: Psycopath
James Hetfeild, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo and Lars Ulrich (bitch): Together they form Metallica, the greatest band in the world
Cliff Burton, Johnny Cash and Joey Ramone: dead celebrities kicking it in heaven
Nelly: A completely sucky and shitty rap "artist" with a pretty shitty and boring clothing line (What kind of idiot has a line over an A to represent a band aid he wears on his cheek to represent his brother in jail? The band aid on his face should be on his butthole if he wants to represent his brother in jail...)
Livejournal's Joshiebear
Jesus Christ: Our Lord and Savior
Matt Baskin: A kid who's been in about 50 bands at Acton Boxborough Regional High School
Chris Herbert: Guitarist for the band WCS
Butters Stoch: Butters is in class with Stan, Cartman, and Kenny. When Kenny died for good in season five, Butters became their new best friend. Unfortunatly when his use as a friend didn't meet up to their standards, Butters gets fired as the new best friend, and loses his mind creating Professor Chaos.
Adolf Hitler: A very naughty man
Texan Cop: A texan buttfucker
Miramax Studio Executives: Evil men.. but they work with Kevin Smith so we give them a break
Will Smith: Played Matt in the Matt And Mocle Comics movie
Pauly Shore: Played Mocle in the Matt And Mocle Comics movie
William Hung: Played the evil Clone Mocle in the Matt And Mocle Comics movie
Bruce Campbell: Played the evil Clone Matt in the Matt And Mocle Comics movie
Zach Levine: Spider-Boy in training
