Matt!

Matt was... well... essentially, Matt was. He works as a construction worker right now and totally gets all buff and sexy from it. He has a girlfriend, Amy, who is constantly referenced in the comic, and who he is eternally in love with. (It's sad, because if she left him, he would never love again... sad sad sad). His hobbies include making fun of Mocle and music! So for now all he really has to say is... Buyakasha!

Mocle!

Josh Mocle is pretty much an average guy, I mean, as average as a single, white, jewish canadian living in the US can be. He lives in the backwaters of New Hampshire and really hates it, so is plenty happy to leave when at ever possible. He used to be depressed a lot but has since realized that being a stupid whiney bitch will get you nowhere in life. He's also become a lot more jovial since his hair stopped being so big and bushy (It's quite a story really). He still likes his music loud, just not shitty like Korn and Disturbed, and with a bit more meaning like Killswitch Enagage, Silverstein, The Distillers and Cursive (which should all be checked out.) He really doesnt know why he takes so much shit from people but it doesnt really bother him...much...