1. How did you guys start this website?

Matt: Mocle was sad so I made him a comic on Thanksgiving, and it kind of just snowballed from there.

Mocle: Yeah, it was thanksgiving and as usual, no one loved me, so I was a saaaaaaad kitten, but Matt made the first one to cheer me up and didn't we already cover this in the Christmas comic, you lazy mexicans you!

2. Are you really both that funny looking in real life?

Matt: Yes.

Mocle: probably not.

3. Do you ever wonder what would happen if a famous person featured in your comic would do if he stumbled upon it?

Matt: Most of the famous people I throw in there would probably be like "Woah, cool, people like me!" Because they're not famous to the mass media crowd Mocle's famous people come from (i.e. Korn's Jonathan Davis, Metallica, Audioslave's Chris Cornell, etc.) I mean, come on, how many of you folks actually knew who Claudio Sanchez was?!

Mocle: Yeah, the lesser knowns we put in wouldnt really care, but Metallica, namely Lars, would sue us and Chris Cornell would be like "YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOW" and Jonathan Davis would devour his own hand.

4. My mom grounded me for smoking pot. What do you suggest I do?

Matt: Kill yourself.

Mocle: Put out the joint so as to not start a fire and THEN kill yourself.

5. How many episodes of Star Trek were there ACTUALLY?

Matt: 79. Any episode after the original series with Shatner isn't real to me.

Mocle: ........

6. Who the heck is really making all those gosh darn clones?

Matt: Uhm... I'll let Josh answer.

Mocle: Oh no Matt...I insist...

7. What's with you guys and Highlander?

Matt: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Mocle: FUCKING GOD DAMN MATT AND HIS FUCKING HIGHLANDER OBSESSION!

8. Who's better: Kirk or Picard?

Matt: KIRK. KIRKKIRKKIRKKIRKKIRKKIRKKIRKKIRKKIRKKIRK.

Mocle: Kirk.

9. Why does everywhere it says something about Matt's girlfriend? What makes you think we care?

Matt: ...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Mocle: I wish I wasnt so lonely....

10. Do any of the comics have any inner meaning?

Matt: The Untitled Series is actually about the mass wide spread capitalism and consumerism spread throughout the United States like a vicious plague.

Mocle: Yeah, Evil Potter is an analogy for World War.

11. Why even put in Eric Salitsky's Side Story for Evil Clone Mocle? It wasn't in Matt and Mocle style and it was just his way to have at least one version of himself have sex with some version of Shoshi!

Matt: I think originally I was like "FUCK NO THIS IS STUPID" but then I remembered this blood pact thing I did with Eric so I had to say yes.

Mocle: Because he would cry otherwise

12. Who are the biggest influences on your comic writing?

Matt: The what who what what?

Mocle: Penny Arcade and probably Matt

13. Why did Mocle's sweatshirt change?

Matt: Because he sucks.

Mocle: Because I had just got this new sweatshirt that was super comfortable but had this random logo on it, so I just digitized it (and I dont even really own a Korn sweatshirt).

14. Why does Mocle hate having his shirt off?

Matt: Ask him.

Mocle: FUCK YOU!!!

15. Rumor has it, that on Superbowl Sunday, you two were actually doing stuff for this website? Why?

Matt: I didn't want to do homework.

Mocle: because the super bowl is a crock of shit, thats why.

16. Why choose some of the Villans you did? I mean, the clones were cool, but Freddy and Arcade?

Matt: I watched Freddy Vs. Jason the night before we made that comic. And Arcade? Mocle sucks.

Mocle: Matt was in a Freddy Vs. Jason mood when we were thinking up that comic and I was bored and wanted to see what Matt would do if I made Arcade the villan.

Who the hell are all those random people I dont know in the comics?

Matt: The important ones in life.

Mocle: Better than you.

18. Can I be in a comic?

Matt: WE AT MATT AND MOCLE COMICS CHOOSE YOU TO BE IN IT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. IF YOU APPEAR IN THE COMIC IT IS AT OUR DISCRESSION. IF YOU ASK TO BE IN THE COMIC YOU WILL NOT BE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING COMIC FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME (until we forget you asked) SO NO. NO YOU CAN NOT YOU STUPID ASSHOLE FUCK FACE.

Mocle: No, NO, nonononononononono. No one who asks to be in a Matt and Mocle Comic actually gets to be in one (like Jacob Kieval, who I STILL won't write in, you little bitch, stop asking.)