Amy Marshall: Matt's super awesome girlfriend (bow down to her awesomeness)

Rob Hagelstien: Matt's best friend and winner of the 2003 UT Redeemer Whore award

Brandon Lemos: Ninja Master

Morgan Boes: Stupid Commie

John Baglione: Dirty catholic

Tyler Durden: The Man

The Fagateer: A FAAAAAABULOUS GUY!

Nick Cartier: Matt's real life homosexual pal

Spider-Man (Peter Parker): Just your friendly neighborhood super hero

Alden Coldwell: Whacky Whatchamacallit

Motor, the guy that runs the Legends Comics: The Patron Saint of ALL Knowledge

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