Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know

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Who's there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you

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Who's there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta food I'm hungry

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Who's there?
Hugo
Hugo who?
Hugo to bed now

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Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here so let me in

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Who's there?
Little Ol' Lady
Little Ol' Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel

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Who's there?
Sabina
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I've seen you

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Who's there?
Alison
Alison who?
Alison to my radio every morning

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Who's there?
William
William who?
William make me a sandwich

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Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner

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Who's there?
Kelly
Kelly who?
Kellycan Pelican has a pouch for you

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Who's there?
Stacey
Stacey who?
Sta-cey me juggle

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Who's there?
Jeffrey
Jeffrey who?
Jeffrey the animals yet

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Who's there?
Myth
Myth who?
Myth you too

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Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat

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Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos quito

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Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwawning

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Who's there?
Yvonne
Yvonne who?
Yvonne to come in

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Who's there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who?
Jamaica call to your mother yet

Knock, knock
Who's ther?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda go ride our bikes

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Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in

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Who's there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is closed let me in

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Who's there?
William
William who?
William mind your own business

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Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more bagels left

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Who's there?
Godfrey
Godfrey who?
Godfey tickets to the hockey game

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Who's there?
David
David who?
Da-vid e-o you ordered is in

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Who's there?
Jan
Jan who?
Jan oh the answer

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Who's there?
Summer
Summer who?
Summer here and some are there

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Who's there?
Sigh
Sigh who?
Sigh-a-narah

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Who's there?
Dufas
Dufas who?
Dufas-t fights hurt?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pihc
Pihc who?
Pihc on someone your own size

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Who's there?
Jumo
Jumo who?
Jumo the lawn yet?

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Who's there?
Weena
Weena who?
Weena wittwe cwoser and I'w teww you

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Who's there?
Shu*
Shu* who?
Shu* fly don't bother me

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Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima cold out here let me in

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Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carry my packages please

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Who's there?
Mandy
Mandy who?
Mandy life boats I think we're sinking

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Who's there?
Telly
Telly who?
Telly-phone me soon, please

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Who's there?
Sonny
Sonny who?
Sonny days are the best

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Who's there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan-a go out and play?

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Who's there?
Soup
Soup who?
Soup-erman

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Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken you tell me where the lunch room is, please?

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Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!!!!!

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Who's there?
Catch
Catch who?
Do you need a Kleenex?

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Who's there?
Bean
Bean who?
Bean awhile since I last saw you

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Who's there?
Water
Water who?
What are you doing

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Who's there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum

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Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W....H....O....

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Who's there?
I.D. Man
I.D. Man who?
I demand you let me in

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arbus
Arbus who?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep

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Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good plumber

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Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
I'm a sleepy little girl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
I'm a waiting to come in

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Gee
Gee who?
Gee whiz don't you remember me

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Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in please. We've been waiting for several hours

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima still waiting for you to let me in

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima so happy

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima so tired

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima still here