Acrobat: someone who'll do you a good turn
Afford: a type of car
Arrest: something you need when you're tired
Baker: someone who works because he kneads the dough
Bird cage: home tweet home
Blockhead: someone who gets a splinter in his finger when he scratches behind his ears
Cannibal: someone who is fed up with people
Cartoon: music for drivers
Climate: what you do with a ladder
Denial: a river in Egypt
Dog show: oodles of poodles
Dragon: what a long speech does
Echo: a sound return
Explain: eggs with no trimmings
Extinct: a dead skunk
Factory: an encyclopedia
Fence: something that runs around the yard without moving
Flying saucer: a dish that is out of this world
Garden hose: socks worn by gardeners
Ghostwriter: a spooksman
Goblet: a baby turkey
Hail: hard-boiled rain
Hatchet: what a bird does when it sits on an egg
Hogwash: a pig's laundry
Infantry: an army of babies
Information: how planes fly at an air show
Intense: a camping holiday
Jitterbug: a nervous insect
Judge: a person for whom everyday is a trying day
Juggernaut: an empty jug
Kangaroo: the largest known grasshopper
Knapsack: sleeping bag
Knob: something to adore
Lift operator: someone whose life is full of ups and downs
Long distance: the best way to talk to a monster
Lyrebird: a bird that never tells the truth
Maritime: a wedding day
Meatball: a dance in a butcher's shop
Milk shake: a cow dancing
Nectar: dirt under your collar
Net: holes tied together with string
Nightingale: a very windy evening
Octopus: an eight-sided cat
Ouch: the noise that porcupines make when they kiss
Parachutist: a drop out
Paradox: two doctors
Pillow: headquarters
Quack: a doctor who treats sick ducks
Robin: a bird that steals
Rose: what a boatman does
Royalty: what a queen drinks
Sculptor: a chip off the old block
Skindiver: a mosquito
Stairs: things that go up an down but never move
Tears: glum drops
Tomorrow: something that's always coming but never arrives
Towel: something that gets wetter the more it dries
Unaware: what you put on first and take off last
Undertaker: a man with a grave manner
Volcano: a mountain with hiccups
Water: thirst aid
Weed: a blooming nuisance
Wind: fast air
X-ray: bellyvision
Yak: the most talkative animal on earth
Yellow: what you do when you hurt yourself
Zebra: a horse behind bars
Zinc: where you put your dirty zaucepans
Zip code: secret message for people who make pants
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