Reality Bites
Now Playing: Jennifer Juniper - Donovan
What's midlife crisis all about, if you can't spend some time having a whinge, or indulge in some of those - 'what if things had been different', Should of /could of types of fantasies?
And what better way to recapture some old memories than to play one of those old songs from way back way to jog the memory cells a little. These thoughts came to me today as I listened to this lovely, gentle song from Donovan. You probably remember it too?
Jennifer Juniper lives upon the hill,
Jennifer Juniper, sitting very still.
Is she sleeping ? I don't think so.
Is she breathing ? Yes, very low.
Whatcha doing, Jennifer, my love ?
Jennifer Juniper, rides a dappled mare,
Jennifer Juniper, lilacs in her hair.
Is she dreaming ? Yes, I think so.
Is she pretty ? Yes, ever so.
Whatcha doing, Jennifer, my love ?
I'm thinking of what it would be like if she loved me.
You know just lately this happy song it came along
And I like to somehow try and tell you.
Jennifer Juniper, hair of golden flax.
Jennifer Juniper longs for what she lacks.
Do you like her ? Yes, I do, Sir.
Would you love her ? Yes, I would, Sir.
Whatcha doing Jennifer, my love ?
Jennifer Juniper, Jennifer Juniper, Jennifer Juniper.
Jennifer Juniper vit sur la colline,
Jennifer Juniper assise trs tranquille.
Dort-elle ? Je ne crois pas.
Respire-t-elle ? Oui, mais tout bas.
Qu'est-ce que tu fais, Jenny mon amour ?
Jennifer Juniper, Jennifer Juniper, Jennifer Juniper.
I like the bits in french and I make sure I sing them in an extra loud voice just to make myself feel tres francais!
When you are five and a bit feet tall, and a bit of a short n' dumpy brunette, you listen to the words, and begin thinking about the girl - Jennifer in the song.
I realised that Jennifer embodies the fantasy woman inside of me, and wish I'd been born a willowy, svelte, blonde, who rides a dappled mare. I'm well within the realms of reality with the horse bit, having been a bit of a rider myself, I can imagine myself cantering through some Olde Worlde English village. No dramas on this score.
Lilacs in my hair...now we start to have a few problems. I love lilacs to bits, but would probably have to take my hayfever meds before hand, and if you read any hayfever medication it always instructs not to operate heavy machinery. So that precludes the dappled mare.
Jennifer lives on a hill. I live on a coastal plain...so not a lots of hills about here. Never mind, the song goes on to say:
Jennifer Juniper longs for what she lacks.Maybe
Jennifer really wanted to be a short n'dumpy brunette?