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Saturday, 18 October 2003

Drinks Menu


Now Playing: Blu Cantrell, ffs. Kill me now.

Inspired by the consistently astounding SarahSpace, who doesn't sound at all the sort of girl to bite you viciously on a fun night out...

If you want me to:

Feed me:

roll around and giggle a lot

white wine

snog you

red wine (blackened furry teeth warning)

stay up till 7 am talking crap at you

chasers / shorts / aftershocks

follow you home or flash my knickers at inopportune intervals

guinness

start a fight

whiskey

shag you

champagne

jiggle my leg manically and end the night pogoing to glam?rock, badly

coke (both kinds)

crack bad jokes and pat you a lot

beer

lose the power of sight, then forget my tongue is sticking out

gin

speak coherently, or stop farting

coffee


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Updated: Saturday, 18 October 2003 9:00 PM BST
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Sunday, 19 October 2003 - 5:27 PM BST

Name: yidaho
Home Page: http://www.yidaho.com/mt

LMAO, excellent! But will it fit on a handy wallet sized card?

Sunday, 19 October 2003 - 6:06 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Good point. I better get it tattooed across my t|ts instead.

Monday, 20 October 2003 - 3:06 AM BST

Name: Sarahspace
Home Page: http://www.sarahspace.com

I probably would not bite anyone viciously, but there is a reason I am not allowed to carry a knife.

Monday, 20 October 2003 - 7:19 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

This is true. And crayons are much nicer than those horrid sharp pens they use 'outside'.....

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