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Inspired by the consistently astounding SarahSpace, who doesn't sound at all the sort of girl to bite you viciously on a fun night out...
If you
want me to: |
Feed me: |
roll
around and giggle a lot |
white
wine |
snog you |
red wine (blackened
furry teeth warning) |
stay up
till 7 am talking crap at you |
chasers /
shorts / aftershocks |
follow
you home or flash my knickers at inopportune intervals |
guinness |
start a
fight |
whiskey |
shag you |
champagne
|
jiggle my
leg manically and end the night pogoing to glam?rock, badly |
coke (both
kinds) |
crack bad
jokes and pat you a lot |
beer |
lose the
power of sight, then forget my tongue is sticking out |
gin |
speak
coherently, or stop farting |
coffee |
Updated: Saturday, 18 October 2003 9:00 PM BST
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