THEORIST ALERT -- Art studnent attempting to CLARIFY!!!
Mood:  energetic
Topic: Life goes on...
Bizarre incident today (you'll laugh, you'll cry,
but you won't have to kiss five bucks goodbye!

Was over in the Student Services (S) building,
and noticed there was a poster: FREE ICE CREAM
-- SPAR PARTY! (SPAR = Student Services org,
forget what the acronym stands for). Thing is
they taped the poster up (from the back) onto
the windows in the inner area (where you walk
from the outer doors into the inner area, and
thru some more doors into the actual building
-- it's like an air lock, see.

Anyway, they had taped up the poster, where
you couldn't see the DATE (it was covered up
by another poster on the side). So, hmmm
(me thinks, i'll move THIS hoopy "free ice
cream" poster over slightly, so that you can
see BOTH posters -- esp WHERE and WHEN to
get dat eyes crame! So, I v. (v.) carefully
start un-sticking the tape and to move the
poster over. So sure enough the half-witted
ultra-conserv guy that sits over at the
info desk notices this, and (un-aware to
your current narrator) sends on of his
lackies over to investigate my ART THEORIST
ACTIVITIES (ORANGE ALERT! ORANGE ALERT!)

So, this *other* ultra-conserv vogon comes
over and starts asking, "Well, I don't want
you to get into trouble, but what are you
doing?" So, natch i mention the afore-mentioned
prob, he goes back into the main building
looks at the glass and LO AND BEHOLD BRETHERN
if i'm not exactly right! Oh, he sez, and
promptly wanders back to inform the miscreant
jerk (his partner at the help desk, is this
super hoopy froodette who ist always zehr
freundlich and kind (nice) -- she takes her
'partner''s weirdity in stride.

So, i finish with that and then notice yet
another poster and fix it:

Before:

person-A P1 P2 person-B

(Person-a can see p1, but not p1.
Person-b sees the backs of two posters,
one on top of the other)
-- both posters are facing inward toward the
inside.

After:

Person a: P1
P2

Person A can now see BOTH posters easily and
notices that on JULY 9TH in the Commons courtyard,
there will be free ice cream!

shessh, yoh'd thank i wuz won of dem art terrorists
that you hear about in duh newz all dih time?
Yuh, think?

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