UPDATE: MAR 30 2020
Well, it has taken roughly 16 years, but I'm finally logging in here to make an update. It felt slightly overdue. Luckily, nothing of note is going on in the world in general, so let's keep it that way.

UPDATE: FEB 15 2004
I am really amused that the links the server automatically put up on my advice page are all "preventing men's hair loss" and "procrotein for men" and stuff. I also morphed into a cartoon.

UPDATE: JAN 8 2004
Holy crap, sorry about the lack of rad updates. I'm resisting the powerful urge to refer to this page, in passing, as a "cobwebpage." Mission accomplished.

Who the hell is the genius behind THIS?

UPDATE: JUNE 26 2003
There's a new article...here

UPDATE: MAY 22 2003
Is it hypocritical for an anarchist to say that something "rules" when they mean that it is of high goodness?

I answered your mail in the advice section! Keep it rollin' in!

UPDATE: MAY 9 2003
Hi! Well, it's another great day, the birds are chirping, and junk. So this summer, maybe you heard about it, but what looks to be the most ridiculous movie ever made starring Sir Sean Connery will hit theaters. It's called The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and features someone playing Tom Sawyer, Alan Quatermain (who you may remember from an 80's knockoff movie of Indiana Jones), some busty vampire chick, DORIAN GREY (who you should know from that novel by Oscar Wilde), an invisible man, CAPTAIN NEMO, and Dr. Jekyll. I don't really know, but it looks like they may be all teamed up to fight injustice or something like that. I will most likely be at the theater on opening night.

also, i updated the links section. bye everyone...

UPDATE: APRIL 25 2003
Yo, you all. It's another sunny Saturday morning, and i don't really know what's going on, as usual. Not to, you know, just put gratuitous stuff up about professional wrestling, but a month or so ago me and some friends went to watch wrestling in Duncan. The big star was former Intercontinental Champion, Honky Tonk Man, who wrestled last. But he looked so old. His match went on and on, and he didn't do anything spectacular. But then, someone in the crowd yelled what was on everyone's mind...(to HTM's opponent) "for God's sake, just let him kick your ass."
the hilarity, the spectacle. i want to go again. the next event is gonna have Jim "the anvil" Neidhart, who is best known for wearing pink tights and having a crazy goatee.

UPDATE: MARCH 5 2003
I put up a new article for you all.