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Ask Wonderful Ed


    Yes, these are actual questions from actual people. If you wanna send in your own question, mail to Wonderful Ed, c.o. rockouts@hotmail.com, cheers!


  • annonymous asks...

    how many times does someone have to lie to you until you should never trust them again? annonymous.

    I'll give you the straight talk. It depends on the kind of lie. Like, if they say something stupid like "cigarettes don't cause cancer," they're either being sarcastic and/or expect you to understand that what is being said is for humorous purposes, or they are Bob Dole. If it's a "white lie," it's not that hard to forgive. On the other hand, if the lie is really significant and pisses you off, they're probably untrustworthy and you should tell them not to do it again. I'd go with the three strike rule, but then you're the one who's got to weigh out your happiness.


  • what rhymes with pubes? writes

    how do you ask your significant other to shave/trim his/her pubic hair?

    DON'T. And why does everyone have questions about body hair?


  • bad street brawler writes...

    hey womderful , i rejected someone on friendster and they reacted badly what should i do??

    Revel in it. And don't call me womderful.


  • yeti of nanaimo writes:

    dear wonderful - I have a problem with excessive back hair. my gym "partner" says i should shave it, he shaves his whole body and is very clean looking...what should i do? should i try and keep up? or should i stay hairy and proud? sincerly, yeti of nanaimo

    -Is that you, Sandeep?


  • on the pulse writes

    yo wonderful. whaddaya think the next big fad in music is gonna be? sincerely, on the pulse

    Hmmmm...do you mean in like mainstream music, or underground? Seriously...the next fad in mainstream will be pure crap and if you haven't realised it yet the mainstream is what the underground was. That or Rita McNeil, one.


  • hair today writes:

    My question: What should i do about the sorry state of my hair? p.s. I am a guy. p.p.s. I may or may not be losing my hair.

    Okay, seeing as how i don't know who you are, and that i don't know what your hair really looks like, i've drawn up a diagram of before and afters for you. These are just suggestions that you may wish to follow if you want to impress me, but seeing as how i'm a guy as well, it may not indeed impress the ladies. Voila -


    By the way, I remember a sixteen year old russian boy who had male pattern baldness and was in fact losing his hair in front. Upon asking him about it, he told me that his doctor told him to put "animal fat" on it to prevent further hair loss. It's so crazy, it might just work.


  • forlorn asks-

    dear wonderful ed, how do i accept the pain and heartache of unrequited love?

    -Dear forlorn

    Seriously, how would -I- know? Next question


  • friend quota asks...

    dear wonderful ed, what is a tactful way of telling someone that you don't want to be their friend?? or is it possible?

    -Dear friend quota;

    I would try an indirect approach. Like, invite this person over to your house for pizza, and then, don't have any pizza, or anything. Trust me! And if it doesn't work the first time, just keep doing it over and over again. Good luck!


  • dear [wonderful] ed: my best pal has a problen with bacne. what should he (or she) do? signed, ferocios finx

    -Dear ferocios finx, does your friend eat too many chocolate bar? because i once knew a this guy who had bacne and that's what everyone always said.


  • boyfriend blues writes:

    dear wonderful ed, i like this boy and i know he likes me, but he wont ask me out because he's friends with my ex boyfriend. what should i do?

    - Dear boyfriend blues, there's an old saying that goes "each problem contains the seeds of its own solution." I think your problem contains a fake moustache for your crush, and starting life over elswhere under fake names for the both of you. Either that or there's not much you can do.


  • mortified maker-outerasks:

    dear wonderful ed, why do guys say they like me, then make-out with me a few times, and then not want to hang out anymore? sincerely mortified maker-outer

    - Dear mortified, it's obvious...your technique is weak! Here's what you do...when you're locked up, wiggle your tongue around on your partner's alveolar ridge, it's a secret erogenous zone. You'll never be alone again!


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