On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778),
Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf (1882 - 1941), The Waves (1931)