I have been collecting quotes I find interesting or educational for quite a while. Some of the ones listed bellow were my yearbook quotes, some are funny, and you'll probably think that some are stupid. They are purposely in random order, so take a look at them, and see what you think. Oh yeah, I update this all the time, so check back here often.
Let us endeavor to live so that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry.
God's work is not done by God; it's done by people.
If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve enough to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.
There are things that are known and things that are unknown, and in-between, there are doors.
Jouer le tout pour le tout.
I'm off on a rocketship prepared for something new.
When you get to the top of the mountain, keep climbing.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.
Lord, grant I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
In music lies the ideal world, the closest we'll ever get to immortality. Whether it's Mahler or Louis Armsrong, Gregorian chants or Japanese bamboo flutes or some grog-rotten Celt on yonder bonnie ridge braying like a jackass through his bagpipes loud enough to raise the dead--it's resurrection. Temporary, but true, like life itself.
Take comfort in your friends.
Why should we live in such a hurry and waste of life? We are determined to be starved before we are hungry. Men say that a stitch in time saves nine, and so they take a thousand stitches today to save nine tomorrow.
In the world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
God is too big to fit into one religion.
The Messiah will only come when he's no longer needed.
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
The way I figure it, Heaven and Hell are right here on Earth. Heaven is living in your hopes and Hell is living in your fears. It's up to each individual which one he choses.
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
I'm gonna keep on tryin' 'till I reach the Higher Ground.
Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
It don't matter what happens, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.
We, each of us, have a ticket to ride, and if the trip be interesting (if it's dull, we have only ourselves to blame), then we relish the landscape (how quickly it whizzes by!), interact with our fellow travelers... and hardly ever hold up the ticket to the light where we can read its plainly written destination: The Abyss.
Living for dying is life without a reason.
Fathers and teachers, I ponder, "What is Hell?" I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.
The soft overcomes the hard;
When I get to the bottom, I go back to the top of the slide.
Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul, you've got to run like an antelope out of control.
I'd face it as a wiseman would
Some die just to live.
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
-Leonard Cohen
-Mark Twain
-Ani DiFranco
-Kurt Vonnegut
-William Blake
-Eugene Ionesco
I'm off on a rock-it ship ecstatic with the view.
I am scared of the things upcoming,
and I want for the things I don't have
Cannot stand to be one of many,
I'm not what they are.
-Guster
-Zen proverb
-Tom Robbins
-Michalangelo
-Edward Abbey
-R.E.M.
-Henry David Thoreau
-Oscar Wilde
-M.C. Escher
-Bumper Sticker
-Franz Kafka
-Anonymous
-Tom Robbins
-Jack Kerouac
-Stevie Wonder
-Mark Twain
-Jim Morrison
-Tom Robbins
-Machinery Hall
-Dostoevski
the gentle overcomes the rigid.
Everyone knows this is true,
but few can put it into practice.
-Tao
-Beatles
-Phish
And train for ill and not for good.
-A. E. Houseman
-Pearl Jam
-Neil Young
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