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BRAND FFFREAKIN' NEW!!!
Fire the Lawyers
Dylan Fulmer thinks Aggy bonfire victims' parents are right not to sue.
Intro to Oswego
Pete Kelleher continues to talk about Upstate New York for our edification.
SLIGHTLY MOLDY
An Email from John Gullo
"I attached a zip file to this email. In this zip file, I have
included three pictures and 10 unfunny jokes. Remember, the jokes are
unfunny."
understatement
The Slapper's new brother e-zine.
OPINION
There Will Come Soft Rains
Pete Kelleher proposes a sane, healthy way to combat mosquito-borne encephalitis
while slurping enough coffee to roil the guts of a lesser man.
Jealous Again
Mike Hogan reviews the work of two authors so good they made him want to crawl under a rock and die
ARTS
Jesus Christ Stupidstar
A scorching review of Broadway's lamest new musical.
Art Student Confidential
"Donald Beachler is successful because
he figured out the most complicated and expensive way to make a
stupid image, which is exactly what the art world wants and needs
to carry on it's supreme decadence and corruption...."
Grand Reissue
"Filmed three years before the outbreak of World War II, Grand Illusion conceives of war as
little more than a game played among gentlemen.
John Hogan Defends Midnite Vultures
"The important thing to pay attention to on Midnite Vultures is the
lyrics, because therein the 'meaning,' or 'joke,' lies. A mistake that is
easy to make is to listen to the music, not hear the words, and assume that
Beck has simply become a nerd...."
SPORTS
Wrestling Lowdown: Taz Mania
The return of a Slapper institution--with a new and mysterious author!
"Bird I liked simply because he was a Celtic and a tough competitor, but Pete Maravich bordered on mystical...."
