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BRAND FFFREAKIN' NEW!!! Intro to Oswego SLIGHTLY MOLDY understatement OPINION Jealous Again ARTS Art Student Confidential Grand Reissue
John Hogan Defends Midnite Vultures SPORTS
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Fire the Lawyers
Dylan Fulmer thinks Aggy bonfire victims' parents are right not to sue.
Pete Kelleher continues to talk about Upstate New York for our edification.
An Email from John Gullo
"I attached a zip file to this email. In this zip file, I have included three pictures and 10 unfunny jokes. Remember, the jokes are unfunny."
The Slapper's new brother e-zine.
There Will Come Soft Rains
Pete Kelleher proposes a sane, healthy way to combat mosquito-borne encephalitis while slurping enough coffee to roil the guts of a lesser man.
Mike Hogan reviews the work of two authors so good they made him want to crawl under a rock and die
Jesus Christ Stupidstar
A scorching review of Broadway's lamest new musical.
"Donald Beachler is successful because he figured out the most complicated and expensive way to make a stupid image, which is exactly what the art world wants and needs to carry on it's supreme decadence and corruption...."
"Filmed three years before the outbreak of World War II, Grand Illusion conceives of war as little more than a game played among gentlemen.
"The important thing to pay attention to on Midnite Vultures is the lyrics, because therein the 'meaning,' or 'joke,' lies. A mistake that is easy to make is to listen to the music, not hear the words, and assume that Beck has simply become a nerd...."
Wrestling Lowdown: Taz Mania
The return of a Slapper institution--with a new and mysterious author!
"Bird I liked simply because he was a Celtic and a tough competitor, but Pete Maravich bordered on mystical...."
Welcome to "The Slapper."
We have got up in the face of playa haters since October 1999.
Email us, beeeyitch:
Drop joints in the guest book.
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BRAND FFFREAKIN' NEW!!!
Intro to Oswego
Art Student Confidential
John Hogan Defends Midnite Vultures
Wilde Bitch on Sports
Some really important sports news that you're going to care a lot about...
The 100 Lamest Bands of All Time
This list is guaranteed to piss you off.
A Resurrected Guide to Malt Liquor
"Magnum--This is the most condensed, painful 40 ounces of liquid ever created. It is dangerous, ugly, poison, and will make you ask for your mommy shortly after you step out bed with her, just after having gotten to 'know her.'"...
Who stole that painting from Mike and Kristen's hallway?
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