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Vaginas. Many people have never seen one. But I have. I have
seen the elusive vagina in its full horror and glory, and let me tell you,
it is not pretty. The typical vagina looks like this:
Vaginas come on all sorts of people. Pretty people. Ugly
people. Old people. Young people. Some vaginas are real,
and some are fake. This doesn't really matter because,
when you get right down to it, no matter who owns the vagina it still looks
similar to a pile of ground beef. This is why those who posess vaginas
are often very secretive about them. Because of this, few people have actually
viewed a vagina.
The vagina has many uses:
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Some use it as a porthole to life (i.e. They push snot-nosed kids through
them.).
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A hamster cage.
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A musical instrument.
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A way to disspell old eggs from the body.
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Orgasms! Orgasms! Orgasms!
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A way to end spousal abuse.
There are many names for a vagina. I suggest you pick your favorite and
stick with it. A change in vaginal grammer could result in unnecesary confusion:
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The classic "Vagina".
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Twat
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Pussy
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Punanny.
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Wooly Mammoth.
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Cunt.
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Hoo-Hoo.
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Pee-Pee.
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Flower.
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Present.
Vaginas and menstruation.You may be thinking "This is all extremely
fascinating, but what do vaginas have to do with menstruation?" Although
scientists are certain there is some connection between vaginas and the
monthly bill, they are, as of now, unsure what that connection is. There
are, however, many theories ranging from governmental conspiracy to the
big bang.
The link between female genitalia and the occult. There is a clear relationship between
vaginas and witchcraft. It has been proven that the majority of female occult leaders have vaginas.
Do not fear, vaginas are not a clear cut indicator of occult activity. If you, of someone you know
has a vagina, it does not necisarily mean they are a witch. However, excercise caution when dealing with
vagina-clad individuals. They could very-well be dangerous.