kira

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All About Kira a.k.a. Kikirara a.k.a. Twatice a.k.a. Katwah:

You may be thinking "Who is this Kira person anyway?" I'll tell you. Kira is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the bitch of all bitches. Listen Kira: Do you hear them? It's the blessed, blessed church bells. We can still save you!

This site is dedicated to the memory of Kira. We don't really miss her. It's kinda hard considering how many times a day she calls, pushing us to our limits with her raspy voice. But she will be leaving soon, at which point I will not be updating this site. She will be off to Belgium to live with Leslie and Rhtpljwhktwqplkjynbce. I am considering missing her when this happens. Yes, soon Kira will be neglecting to write us letters in her new vowel-lacking language, we will lose touch and she will forget I ever existed, even after I worked so hard on this damn site for her. The point we are trying to make with this site is that Kira is a bitch. B-I-T-C-H, bitch. When she is on the rag the situation only escalates. I mean really, Fairy! Just because you are leaking blood doesn't mean you have to bitch everyone around you out. Uh! Somebody's PMSing (hehe...)! Plug it up and get over it. Kira, dear-a, here's my message to you:
SIDEBURNS! SIDEBURNS! SIDEBURNS!
(Hahaha--don't you just hate inside jokes? Anyone who makes one, especially on a website, should be shot.)

Interesting facts about Kira:

She's kinda black and sorta white (a nigress, and damn proud of her heritage).
She pronouces "bag", "bage" and "about" the Canadian way, even though she isn't Canadian.
She's from Shy-town (but not really--and I apologize if that's not the way it's spelled.).
She's actually from Pittsburgh.
She likes Ani Difranco (She calls her Ani--is she your friend Kiki? Do you know her personally? Nooo-ooooo!!).
She sings.
She acts.
She draws.
She plays the piano.
Her hair used to be bright red.
She's poor. Very poor. ;)
She doesn't clean up apple juice after she spills it.
She has big boobies.
She has Angelina Jolie lips.
She called me Caitlin once. That's not my name.
She announces her farts to the world.
She has a cat named Delilah.
She doesn't have cable...yet!!!
...or a job.
She's probably mad at me for saying that.
She thinks Britney Speares is ugly.
She wore black to prom.
Mexican food gives her the shits.
When we go to dances we mock the people that are actually brave enough to dance together.
Her favorite word is "twat".
Her room is always messy.
She likes to have the control in a relationship.
She kissed me once, the dirty whore.
I got a dollar for that kiss (That's not really about Kira, but I can't remember if she got a dollar. She was supposed to.).
She knows the words to--like--every broadway song in the world.
She likes the movies Clue and The Usual Suspects.
She pees standing up (ok not really).

Fin