Ah, the Brady bunch. Disgustingly sappy TV. What could be more American than that? And yet, the entirely un-American fact remains that the Brady bunch did not menstruate. And I don't mean as a group. No individual brady ever tangled with bloody pads and midol. Non-flushable applicators never clogged thier lone toilet. There was no coming-of-age episode. Marsha never ran tearfully home from school because she had blood on the ass of her pants. Jan never walked away in a huff because she couldn't go swimming with the rest of the family. Any Brady was free to go horseback riding at any given moment. When this realization came to me, a la epiphany, I was, needless to say, horrified. Although menstruation has been rightfully deemed "the curse," it is just wrong to have the all-American family, the symbol of household respect and values, overlook menstruation. Besides which, it would be highly entertaining to watch Marsha whine about cramps and see Alice go through menopause.
    Let's get to the point. The lack of Brady estrogen is not the point of this page however. I would like to take a survey. A small disagreement with a friend has led me to pose this question to you:

***I feel obligated to say that the correct choice is obviously Marsha. She was a little bitch. Peter may have been a dope with bad luck, but underneath all that, he was deep. Marsha was a shallow, manipulative ho.***