I need to ease the tension and confusion behind this weezer thing.

Some squirt told me that weezer might be playing at the warped tour show in toronto this saturday! Apparently there have been rumours on the warped tour messaging board that this band is not going to play anymore at vans show and weezer is going to replace them. Of course i took this as a serious oppurtunity to see rivers play..... I screamed and my mind went racing with a 1000 different versions of meeting rivers cuomo. Ahhhhhhh hooooo Ahhhhh hoo Ah hoo Ahooo Ahoo

July 11th, 2000.

The new P5 album has been moved back a month. New release date: November 14th.

July 6th, 2000.

Hey yo! Pizzifivi fans!
Check it out dawg.

We are pleased and relieved to announce that the new Pizzicato
Five album, imaginatively titled 'The Fifth Release From Matador,' will be
released on October 17. Once again, the track listing is as follows:

An * denotes a track exclusive to the US release.

* 1. A Perfect World (Single) --
very different from "Album Version"
(both albums have same ten-second intro)
2. Roma
3. LOUDLAND!
4. A Room With A View
5. La Guerre Est Finie
6. Wild Strawberries
7. Darlin' of Discotheque
8. A Perfect World (Album Version)
9. 20th Century Girl
* 10. Tout, Tout Pour Ma Cherie
11. Serial Stories
12. The World Without You
* 13. Room Service
14. Goodbye Baby & Amen

I still haven't heard it; we were supposed to have gotten
listening copies some time ago. Now that the album is actually slated
with a release date, maybe we'll get promos shortly and I'll do my best to
report on the new sounds.

Best

M

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Matt Ransford < Matador Records
Telphn> 212.995.5882 extnsn 124
PubKey> matadorrecords.com/keys

Woo hoo a new cd!

Man i haven't seen JC since exam week. He is so crazy about history and mathematics. He helped me out a bit. Shhh dont tell God.

This morning i woke up and i just saw him casually sitting in my room with his legs all twisty like Ghandi. He was watching ol' Lavar Burton chatting about how good the book "Puss in Boots" is (Reading Rainbow is on WNED every morning at 7am). Well he kinda startled me! i mean would you expect jesus christ to be in your room at 7 o'clock in the morning!
yeah i know! he woke me up with the tv on in the freakin morning! i never wake up in the morning!
He came by to visit because he wanted to tell me that my grandma is doing okay in heaven and that her wings ceremony will be taking place on my birthday which is august the 3rd. He said my grandma thought it would be a nice idea to have it on my birthday because she wanted us both to celebrate on the same day. yeah geez grandma now i have to share the spotlight with you on my birthday because you are gonna receive your wings from God.

So we watched the rest of Reading Rainbow and i offered him to stay so we can eat breakfast together. the reason why i asked is because i wanted my roomates to think that i am sleeping with him.......nawww that was a bad joke. im just foolin JC! He turned me down and said he has to go back because it is "Hat Day" in heaven. he said that God would be really cross with him if he didnt show up, even though it is kinda silly. So off he went. I gave him a twoonie so that he can go take the bus.

Yeah that is my news. i saw the dude for a second time. Hey if you want to impress your friends and make them think that you are a cool person who actually believes something(nothing is cooler than going against the "cool" crowd of people who are all athiests)....why not have a Jesus Screensaver.

today on the bus i thought...what does quagmire mean? tickles your ear hairs doesnt it?

July 5th, 2000.

Hello friends and family. Hi grandma kim. how is life up there in heaven? i hope you made it there safely because i had to light two church candles for you and my mom prayed for you at the cathedral. she mentioned how this is the jubilee year of our faith and so this is the year you earn you wings! wow my grandma is an angel!

Ahem. yes so there is a beautiful interview of beck. Do you have quicktime? let me introduce you to mister hansen. (clap clap clap)

Hey have you heard that slim shady song by mister M&M. He make the chocolate jealous yo!
His song is super super bad! man dawg. this song is loaded with bad words!
M&M's two cents on napster Anyone got soap! peeyooo!

Back to religion.
thanks to my ma. i am well acquainted with JC. who would have known that he is crazy about pipe cleaner animals and watching The Nature of Things with my dad David Suzuki! thanks to him i am no longer dependent on coca cola and porn. I mean...slap me silly and paint me red yo! so i am halfway done in making a JC section. man he is cool. hyuck hyuck.

Also i have decided to write my ideas down more. i like to write stories. I work at Sick Children's Hospital and there are lots of sick children walking around so frail and weak. rather than tipping over their IV's for entertainment i decided to organize a storytime group. I get to read them my stories and also my little brother's (a.k.a. genius) stories. I will be posting up my stories soon on the page , along with comments from my little friends with ADD and jaundice. Hooray for stories!

July 3rd, 2000.

i would like to profess my love to weezer.

man i was missing out on this band called "weezer". this band has never been brought to my attention until now. what a silly fuck i must be to not notice them. seriously i haven't heard of them until recently. oh lovely lovely katherine lended me all her weezer cds. HEY! my ears have been buzzin non stop. i cant stop listening to them and obsessing over the lyrics. they are fucking amazing!.....FUCK!
"i think i am in love with weezer.
Hey Mister.
i just started to listen to them.
based on the cd covers and listening to river's voice and trying to understand the lyrics(my only sources of getting to know him....i cant wait to have tea with him) I have come to the silly girly conclusion that i am very fond of him and i bet he is swell in person. or so i think....maybe my "wonderful" image of rivers is false and lacks any reality whatsoever. ahh well."-journal excerpt...yeahhhh i have a journal.

I hear great NEWS that weezer is coming out with a new album(after a long hiatus) this fall or winter and they are in the Vans warped tour(american tour not canadian!) and after that they are going to Japan to make all the little japanese girls scream and go crazy!

Hey these weezer fans are funny! hey they are cool because they go to berkeley. man do i look at them with envy.....mmmmm berkeley. Check out their mascot man! It beats all the mascots in the world. fucking geniuses!
Nerdnoise Geeks!

There is a pathetically entertaining slideshow of weezer's journey on this page. its fun.
http://users.ez2.net/sweater/

Eventually this new found love will be visually displayed on this page soon. oh you bet your butter sticks mister!

Hey katherine!............. jealous?

March 22nd,2000

Bonjour,

Today is sick day. no mr.fufaro pube head!
The text below is regarding people who reside in ontario, canada. sorry folks who live in other parts of zee world.
I have been to the egyptian exhibit at the ROM over the march break. it is open till may 22nd. you may think you have lots of time but tickits seem to be going out fast. it is a Hhhhhot exhibit...if you are into that kinda stuff. They show lots of small statues and tablets from the pyramids! and there is this main sculpture(the one in the ad) that made my toes curl! I stood there for probably 10 minutes straight looking at these half naked dudes. It's too bad that we can't touch it man!
oh when you are there...check out the goat fucking tablets. i like that one.

Every Friday night at the Rom, museum admission is FREE! only for the permanent collection not the egyptian exhibit. students pay 10 dollars and adults 15. and and you get a cool ROM button!

There is a contest on Beck.com. You can win one pair of tickits to all the west coast shows he will be doing. Go and register now! good luck!
www.beck.com

OH yes there is something else that i want to draw
attention to. It is my awesome cool younger brother,
D-D-D-D-DAVID!

David likes to write stories at school. He showed me
this wicked story today. He is so brilliantly funny
that i jumped for joy and gave him 10 Hi Fives! He
deserves it. Read this you foo!

Once upon a time, Tommmy and i went to the baseball
game. Tommy was kicking the seats. Under one of
the seats, he saw something. Tommy picked it up and

he showed it to me. And I said "It looked like and egg."
Then I brought it home and I put it with a strong
light and a blanket. The egg turned different
colors. Then it started to shake. And then the
animal came out but i didn't know what kind of animal
it was. Then the animal was running out of the egg.
It went out the door and hid under a bush. I said "Here
animal animal." Then it started to cry.
I heard a sound from the bush. It was the animal.
Then I put the animal back on the blanket. I took it
to Tommy's house and i said "It had hatched." Tommy
asked "What kind of animal is it?" I said "I dont know."
Tommy said "It looks like a bunny wearing glasses."