Shite World ~ The Place to go for Great Anti-Spice Girls Humor !
"Where the truly intelligent people laugh, and the rest email me in all CAPS..."
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Please be sure to check out all of the links for some wonderfully tasteless anti-Spice stuff.
Most importantly, I really like to know what you think, so please sign my guestbook.
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The Top Letters from the Spice Mail Bag
Hate Mail ---> Ok ur not gay or stuped.BUT in ur case I'm Prasedent of the Fashen Club.And we Bolht now the spice Girls Rock In case ur
Wondering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By, StEpHaNiE --Stephanie m Vogel ~ This Spicer had seven, count 'em, 7 typos in a 29 word email. Meaning a) lack of intelligence, b) lack of age, or c) both. Good thing she's not the 'Prasedent' of the 'Cheess Club', eh ?
Love Mail ---> I just finished reading the incoherent ramblings of some of the most
vacuous IDIOTS on the face of the Earth. All I can say is that fans of
the Spice Girls need to seriously consider seeking professional help...
The Spice Girls are not only a disgusting mockery of all that is truly
musical, but anyone that stupid desperately needs to take a shotgun
blast in the face. I get the distinct impression that the Spice Sluts
and all of their fans' brains are better off plastered on a wall than in
their heads. I applaud you for having a brain, and as for all you fools
out there who idolize those prancing whores, I would pity you if you
deserved my sympathy.
--David ~ Whoa ! Well-spoken !
I'm-not-sure-but-I-like-it-Mail ---> i love the spice girls, but i still think your site was funny as hell ! --I am the walrus ~ Despite the cheesy nickname and typos, I am please with this person. Thank you.
Wow ! Look ! The Spice Girls signed my guestbook ! I was so "priviliged"
to receive an email from the "spice girls" themselves.
(cue: everyone go "wow!") It was honestly so believable! Even if their
email address was s.cullen@****.com
"After reading you sorry web site
we have decided to come forward and tell you the truth.
ZIGAZIGAHH:-(spelt zig and zag) referes to two puppets from The Big
Breakfast on channel 4 on English television who are our heros.
So if you would kindly stop your childish micky takeing and let us get
on with our careers producing records that more people like than
Geri ~ Wow, thanks for that! A real authentic letter from the
Spice Girls ! By the way, it should be spelled "mickey taking." Thank you,
Spice Girls ! (for those not accustomed to sarcasm, insert *NOT* here)
Quote O' The Month ---> ...So I say it is time we decent people stand up and say, "NO ! We will take it no longer ! DEATH to the Spice ! (And, in the words of Mel Gibson in "Brave Heart," slightly altered) YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEARING ! --Daniela (poor girl, she's British)
Now....on to the good stuff ! Follow these LINKS to the rest of my site. Each link is dedicated to one of my numerous Spicy pet-peeves !