- Thy navel must forever be uncovered.
- Thou must always dress according to thy "Spicy Nickname".
- Whilst thou speaketh of "Girl Power" thy tits must be at least 3/4 uncovered and jiggling dangerously.
- Thy bra size must be of a higher number than thy IQ.
- Thou shalt speak not of "Mel A."
- If thou is stuck whilst thinking of a rhyming word, make one up.
- Thy must posess no musical talent whatsoever.
- Thy shalt think not more than twice a week.
- Thy natural hair colour shalt remain forever a mystery.
- Thou shalt always slam thy body down, wind it all around, and zigizig-ahhh.
- Thou shalt look silly, act silly, and be retarded.
- Thou shalt express individuality while in a group of like-minded types.
- Thou shall forever be a wannabe.
- Thou shall not wear a bra.
- Thou must wear clothing too small for ones' self.
- Thou must alaways remain a hoochie-mamma.
- Thou true sex shall never be revealed.
- Thou shalt only be talented at the art of lipsync-ing.
- Thou shalt never say a sentence with more than 2 words in an English Dictionary.
- Thou must have experience in hooking, lap dancing, stripping, or any other activity of this kind.
- Thou must continue the legacy left by Milli Vanilli and New Kids on the Block.
- Thou shalt shout "Girl Power !!" several times, while "punching air" when stumped for an answer dunring an interview.
- Thou shalt believe that everyone else is as stupid as you, and therefore repeat things over and over, as in "Tell me what you want..." and "I'll tell you what I want."
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