As you can imagine, I get a fair bit of mail from deranged spice girl fans.
some of this mail is so classy I can't keep it to myself.
the world must see the stupidity that is evident in their fans. And I promise I didn't make any of these up!
I must make it clear, though, that I have had a few sensible messages from their fans.
Unfortunately, the abusive, unsensible mail far out numbers the sensible messages. Oh well !
I've also had some anti-Spice Girls people ask if they can have the
email addresses of people that have written me abusive mail. Although
you may think that if someone writes something as abusive as below, they
deserve to be flamed on a daily basis, I feel it is not my right to put their
email addresses on this page without their permission. So, please don't
ask me to give you their addresses, because its against my own
principles to do so. Thanks !
And, as someone once wrote to me and told me:
"I noticed that so many of the cool people have intelligent, educated, logical
things to say, while the fans of the Spice Girls seem to have nothing but angry
rantings with excessive use of foul language, capitals letters, exclamation points,
poor grammar, bad spelling, insults, sexism, contradictions and hypocrisy.
I've seen similar tactics used by fundamentalist Christians when people go
against their beliefs. This scares me. It basically means that the Spice Girls are
like a religion to some people.
There is one thing I take comfort in, and it's something I use a lot in
arguments, something that gets people really pissed, probably because it's
right. For the most part, if you get angry about something that someone
says, it's because somewhere, deep inside of you, subconsciously, you
realize that they are right. Conversely, if you are able to keep calm, cool
and collected, while simultaneously voicing your beliefs and points of
view, you are safe from people like the Spice Girls supporters who have
written to this page." - alasdair
"Everyone has their OWN opions. Just because you don't like the Spice
Girls doesn't mean that you have to write things that AREN'T TRUE on a
webpage. Don't make fun of them. How would you like it if someone made
fun of you like you do to them??? By the way, don't make any stupid comments about this letter!
-Kristy *~*~*~Spice Girl Fan~*~*~*
How can I not ? She is obviously hypotized by all the flashing breasts and lights in their videos. She is probably also attracted to shiny objects as well, much like the Spice Girls themselves.
"we are all part of the race , but we can't all make the field at Daytona"
YOU ARE SO RETARDED THE SPICEGIRLS ARE THE BOMB ALL THE STUFF YOU SAY ISNT
TRUE SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME LIKE ANYONE REALLY AGREES W/ YOU!
-david peters
I think this message makes particular sense, don't you ?
"U SUCK!!!!!! I bet u couldn't do any better!" - Becky
Oooh, look at the wit shown in this letter !
"Willy Peich :-)I love Spice Girls, and this page is as silly as a shit. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!." - arturo
Again, brilliant wit. If only I was as witty as this !
"I hate u motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Stian Andorsen
They just get better, don't they? :)
"idiot,bitch" - MARZA ADRIANA LIMA DE QUADROS
I think this one is particularly eloquent. I
received this mail in February. In April, Marza decided to send
me another (equally eloquent) letter. Here's the second installment.
"You soon of bitch!!The spice girls are the best oh the world and I'm
brasilian and if you not like them,I'm kill you..." - MARZA ADRIANA LIMA DE QUADROS
Thank you, once again, Marza!
"hey dude.. What are you gay? if you are... Like shut up. If you just dislike the spice girls
you gotta dmit you'd still bone all of them. THEY GOT THE BOMB ACE P*USSY!!" - kolenich
I really think some people need to get their eyes checked. Oh, by the way, I'm a girl, and I have no desire to "bone them."
"If you think that the spice girls suck you have a nother thing coming to you.
You are a self centerd good for nothing basterd AND you can go to hell." -
eryn richardson
Oooh, you scare me !
"Get the point. Who the fuck do you think you are. You don't know shit. If your a guy,
your a fag. If your a girl your JEALOUS so up yours." - A Spice Girl fan.
I have no desire to be anything like a Spice Girl. I can't see what would be good
about prancing around like a show pony.
"The Spice Girls can wear whatever they want. What the fuck! Just
because you write this CRAPY stuff doesn't mean it is all for a fact. So
just SHUT THE HELL UP and keep your criticizing to your freakin self.
What counts is how much EFFORT they put into what their doing and NOT
what Geri does in a magazine. Dammit-you don't even know what your
talking about!" - barry williams
I do know, actually. I'm talking about the topless photos that Geri did. And she did do them,
didn't she?
"You must be very ill! The Spicegirls are the best group in the whole world!
Spicegirls forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - timo
I must be ill ? I seriously think you must be the one with the problem...a mental one.
"leave the spice girls alone just cause you can't get any you sad git" - the grim squeaker
I can't get any girls ? Perhaps that's because I am a girl...
"talk about jealous sad person" - the grim squeaker again
When one has the intelligence of this, he must get 2 quotes!
"at first I thought the spice girls were nothing more than extremely good looking
eye candy... but the music actually grew on me. I find that I like listening to
the music without the hot bodies wiggling in front of me. maybe
the music is actually... entertaining. imagine that." - william cash
I'm afraid I can't imagine that..I don't want to either. Pervert.
"I like the young ladies when they wear high heels. Especially Emma and her sexy platforms
and wedgies mmmmm so sexy. she can put her shoes under my bed any day ... or nite" - brian t lees
I think this has to be the most perverted message I've ever received. You dirty old man !
"why are you mad about the spicegirls?pls!try to like them or if you
wont you are a natural born looooooooooooooooser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - santos
Between a choice of being a loser or liking the Spice Girls, I'd take the first option every time.
"HI I THOUGHT YOUR ATTEMT TO BE FUNNY FAILED HORRIBLY YOU ARE A SAD
BORING MAN WITH NO BRAIN AT ALL SO JUST GOT AND LIVE IN SOME GROTTY
LITTLE PIGS STY I HATE YOU" - tommy vance
You'd be amazed how many people seem to think that I'm a guy. I'm not ! Don't you think the name Charity would give it away ?
"You said people shoudn't write you stuff saying you suck, but I'm sure thats because you knew
that thats all you would be getting." - amber
It's not actually. Go and see applaud this man!
"are you a homosexual! seems like it. poofter." - neil smith
There seems to be this assumption that if you don't like the spice girls you must be gay. How typically stereocast.
I like to think of it as: If you don't like the Spice Girls, you actually have some sense.
"Even though you said not to read your page if you liked the Spice Girls
I read it anyway to see what rubbish you have written.To be quite honest it was all rubbish.
You said not to write if you did not like what you have said about them but I did anyway.
GIRL POWER!!!!! WOMEN RULE!!!!!!!! SPICE GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!" - peter wright
That's what I don't understand. Spice Girl fans come to my site, even though the title blatantly says "I tink the Spice Girls are Shite,"
and then they get offended by what it has to say. It's not like I force them to read it. And as for the Spice Girls and Girl power...
" jealous aren't ya? well I'm doing something different: FUCK YOU!!!!! and go to hell," - adlina rahayu hj zaini
Once again, I'd just like to make it clear that I have no desire whatsoever to be like the Spice Girls. I'm not
jealous of 5 dancing monkeys either.
"I am not calling you any names or anything but I pity you for not liking the spice girls" - jens holm
I must say that this is one of the more sensible Spice Girl fans I've come across.
You are cruel, the spice girls are my favorite band and you can trash
them! I think that you don't like them because you are very ugly. You
probably have short hair, pimples, flabby body, and you must be very
unpopular with the men.
Spice girl music brings much happiness to me and my people, it is very
popular in the night clubs that I go to. Those girls are just trying to
make a living doing what they do best.
If you think you can entertain better than the spice girls go out and
start your own band ( obviously you have alot of spare time on your hands
if you can create a web page like this ) and try to get famous. You
never will because you are a jealous loser of a geek.
I do know that we are in a nation that encourages freedom of expression
but , you have entered my realm. This is your warning. Shut down your
sight or I will retaliate. I will round up a battalion of spice girls
fans to lobby against you and to flood your e-mail with threats. I will
then do a background check and publish all of your flaws to the public.
Don't mess with Girl Power, the girls aren't hurting anybody. Don't
make their followers hurt you. - Sergio Poldrugovac
Wow ! This is one of their more passionate followers. If they bring so much happiness
to you and "your people" that's all very well and good, but I still believe that all I have to say is true. Girl Power
schmirl power, go wiggle your butt at the camera in some hot pants. That's Girl Power for you !
"I love the Spice Girls. You ARE a stupid, old, gay man. Their lyrics are
full of meaning. I even bought clothes like theirs and tried to do
backflips. If you WANNABE cool, you should broaden your horizons and understand
that they are musical prodigies" - westbrook
Yes, such meaningful lyrics. What's a ziggazigahh then? And you bought clothes like them?
Do you need to have your fashion sense checked ?? Good luck with the back flips then, just the same.
"look, im not going to put you down but lots people that go through this like the Spice
Girls and kinda pass through the first part. So if you dont like people e-mailing you
saying that you SUCK and your STUPID or whatever they say maybe you should just KEEP
YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF!!! Im not on anyones side but maybe you should try to keep the
harshness down a little and try not to be sooooooooooo rude!!" - katie dewar
I thought you said you weren't going to put me down. Then you said I "suck" and that I'm "stupid". It's just that all the
"you suck" mail I get is, frankly, quite boring. Though they're quite amusing at times, aren't they ?
"You might not like em. I Do! Your probably the only one who dosent like
em.Me my brother my friends most of the people at my school love the
spice girls. So I guess that makes you 1 in a 1,00,000." - bill clark
1 in 1,00,000 hey? I'm not the only one anyway, how do you explain applaud this man ?then?
"If you think that the spice girls suck then so do you!" - paul cocus
The brilliance of this wit is just oustanding.
"you're a loser !!!!!" - michael vermeesch
I'm so cut up from that comment. How my heart bleeds to hear so finally find this out !
"You want to know what I think, I think your just upset that the spice girls are so much
better looking than you, so you feel as though it would make you feel better if you talk shit about them.
Well, they're making a awfully lot of money, with their singing, and you are
just a big loser, making fun of people on the computer.
If anyone should be laughed at, criticized, and shit on, it should be you.............. So have a nice day LOSER," - the williams
They're making a lot amount of money with their singing because people that have lost their sanity also have nothing better
to do with their money.
"What kind of name is Charity? If you think the Spice Girls suck, well, I suggest you take another look at your stupid name! You SUCK!!! My
brother thinks EMMA is da bomb and I think you SUCK!!! My brother is the man, he is above everybody, so what he says, goes! You should feel
privileged that he even took time out of his 'bombness' to say anything about you. And I think you SUCK!!! ( By the way, he is my brother, so
what I say goes too. And YOU SUCK!!!) Let's see, what else can I say? Did I mention that YOU SUCK???!!! I wrote you once before, and I don't
think you put my mail on "Applaud This Man." Isn't Charity a girl's name? YOU SUCK! Bye bye now!" - erika
Well, she managed to get one thing right, Charity is a girl's name (although some people can't grasp that concept).
I'm so glad that her brother took some time out of his "bombness" to insult me. My life is now complete...and as
for the name Charity, it's a hell of a lot better than being called "posh spice", "baby spice", "scary spice" etc. isn't it now?
Oh, and I didn't put your mail on applaud this man, because that's for sane people, and you're obviosuly not, are you ?
You are a sick old LESBIAN who is just jealous of others success
I feel very sorry for you. I hope to god that not
many others like you, have to stoop to this low-
life level that, in a weird way, gives you pleasure.
P.S. I also am not very keen on the "Spice Girls",
however, I cannot agree with your very selfish
attitude.- paul
Hee hee, oh this one's brilliant isn't it? What's selfish about my attitude? Because I can spot
a "group" that has no talent whatsoever and I'm not afraid to say so?
"U STUPID BITCH WHY DONT U POST THIS UP:
Okay then...we like idiots here !
U FUCKING BITCH DA ONLY REASON U HATE DA SPICEGIRLS IS CAUSE U R
JELOUSE!!!!! DATS WHY...NO-ONE LIKES YOUR PAGE SO I SUGGEST U TAKE IT DA
FUCK DOWN NOW!!!!IF I CATCH U OR DA OTHER FUCKERS ON DA STREET WHO HATE
DA SPICE GIRLS...IM GONNA KISK YO ASS!!! OR ARSE!!!!OR WHATEVER U STUPID
ENGLISH FUCKS CALL IT!!!! DA LAST THING I WANNA DO TO U
IS:http://reality.sgi.com/sprout/images/cypress/cyp.flip-off.jpg
LATER U ENGLISH BITCH!! - MONSTA
First of all, I'm from the United States. I'm not English, where did you get that idea ? And have you ever considered
using "the" instead of "da" ? Now, no more messages saying how the spice girls are "da bomb" either okay ?
"You are such a pathetic loser! Get a life. Just because you don't like
them doesn't mean you have to make a fucking page about them commiting
suicide.Also, on the lyrics, you used the lords name in vane, NEVER do
that! Just because you did that, I am sending you all of the spice girls
sites on yahoo, bitch.
you are a mother fucking, bitch loving dick sucking ass hole!!
I bet you pick up hookers every night!!" - janis foster
I never mentioned anywhere that the spice girls should commit suicide. Would be nice though...
"Listen ladie- your probably an ugly old lasbien bitch who can't take the
fact that the Spice Girls are the best. Who do you listen to???Barry
Manalo? Blues Traveler?? And how dare you say that us fans need help.
Who spends nights on there computer inputting there opinion on a
computer and bad mouthing a freakin' music group?? Huh?? Ohh! Thought
so!!!! You need the help!!!!!
Signed,
Why the hell should I tell you, you brain
dead freak who likes Blues Traveler and
Barry Manalo
Now now...you expect me to listen to someone that can't even spell "lady" or "lesbian"
and who wastes their time writing an email to someone that's going put it up on a page designed for idiots ?
"With your attitude, I bet you won't get laid until your 45, and even
then it won't be real." - timbo
"Your senseless, unwarranted attack on my Spice Girls is sickening. Don't you
have anything better to do than malign these lovable British girls? Let me
direct your attention to an ancient Samurai maxim. "The angry man defeats
himself in battle as well as in life." Buck up and stop wasting your energy." - A Fan of Melanie C
'Who you think you are' Shit Face to insult the sexy, young, pretty,
vibrant, graceful, gorgeous, brilliant, fantastic, wonderful, spicey
Spice Girls? If they are lousy, bitchy, ugly, then, 'Something Kinda
Funny Going on'! I believe that what you say is not what you mean, you
are probably stripped 'Naked' when seeing their pics and 'Wannabe' their
lover. You 'Wannabe' their 'Love Thing' and 'Last Time Lover' and hope
that you will become '2 become 1' with them. 'If you Can't Dance',
their 'Mama' is gonna kill ya! I believe that every time you think of
the Spice Girls, you want to tell them 'Say You'll be There'!" - EMRIMELVIC B.C.
This doesn't really make much sense does it ?
"OK- WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST GIRL POWER? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT MEN
SHOULD RULE THE WORLD? WELL, IF YOU DO, HERE'S A NEWS FLASH- NO WAY!!!!!
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIG I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. THE ARE COOL AND SO IS
GIRL POWER. IF YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG GRUDGE AGAINST THE SPICE GIRLS,
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO THEM...OR ARE YOU CHICKEN. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE: A
BIG UGLY RETARDED CHICKEN." - someone from the glass family
I don't think men should rule the world. I don't think women should rule the
world either, for that matter. And why don't I talk to the Spice Girls ? Because I don't want to, and I don't happen to
have their phone number. I don't wish to have it either.
"Don't you have anything useful to do on your miserable life? How
can a person spend time and money to make a site that brings trash
information. Anyone semi-intelligent would get sick with that bullshit.
Are you doing this just to gain notoriety? If no, you are not a normal
person. Why don't you put an avocado on your head? This can make you
occupied." - Gerson Pinto Ribeiro
An avocado on my head? Or the continuation of this site?
I think the second option is more amusing, if only for mail like this one !
"I saw your page..you're probably just some ugly fat chick who's jealous
that the spice girls have good looks and you don't. You're probably
against Mariah Carey, Shania Twain, and Alanis Morrisette too arent you?" - zeilstra
Actually, yes. But they're just slightly annoying. The spice girls
have made a whole new level of being annoying.
"But seriously, are you like totally obsessed with having hatred
towards the spice girls?
In a word, no.
You must have absolutley no life. What have the
dingos in Aussie ate your life? Do your friends support your small
worthless feelings of the spice girls or do they prance around in their
little Emma Spicey outfits?
No, my friends actually have brains, you see.
Does your mother know about your Web Page?
If she does I hoped she kicked your ass once or twice around the block.
How are things down under BITCH SLUT WHORE CUM EATER WANNABE ORGY DICK
HEAD PUSSY SHIT HEAD AND I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED UP THE ANUS AND DIE YOU
AUSSIE BITCH!" - timo lamplugh
Now, if I was in a group, I'd want to have intelligent,
friendly fans like this one !
"From the second I logged on to your homepage the aura of jeasously
overwhelmed me. I figure that you are a 275 pound fat virgin who wouldn`t
know what a cock was if it struck you in the face, and are extremely
jealous towards those LOVELY young ladies. So take one hand out of either
1) your box or 2) a bag of chips and get rid of that waste of space.
Also, GO FUCK YOURSELF." - keith augustus brin
Or a fan like this...
Now, this particular fan had to send his mail to me
in 3 parts, instead of putting them all in one mail.
"Look. You people who dont like the SPice Girls and think that they
totally suck are have a big dent in there centimeter size pea brain.
if your saying that the Spice Girls should die painfully then you should
go stick a knife up your @$$. you shouldnt wish for others to die
especially a very popular music group. Every body is entitled to their
own opinions and just because we don't have the same opinion as YOU, you
shouldn't go telling people to go and commit suicide. Not everyone has to
be like you , you stupid fool. so shuv it!!!" - john dorman
He then wrote again, to tell me..
"SPICE GIRLS KICK @$$ BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - john dorman again
Wait ! We're not done here. There's still another mail to go !
"It looks to me that you have no life. All you probly do all day is sit on
your stupid, fat ugly butt and make insults about famouse music groups. I
and many of my followers think that you do this becuz you are jealous. OR
you need a man. So, in conclusion to this inspiring mail, you need to
get off your fat lazy ass and get a man. TTFN" - john dorman yet again
"why are you shuh a big bitch! you prombly suck your puss! Get a brain or
get a brain asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!" - louie hale
Probably not :)
"I personally don't care what it means. For all of you that had enogh time
to create this web-page. we have a message for you - GET A LIFE!!!!!
We happen to like the spice girls. OH WELL !!!"
This was in response to what a ziggazigahh might possibly
be. What a shame no one actually knows what it means.
"you poor little fools!you are very sad and I suspect you don't have
lives.I sugest you start to wise up because the SPICE GIRLS are going to
be around for avery long time!" - spice boy
That's what I'm afraid of...hopefully they'll die out soon.
"Duhh! The Spice Girls RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So you can just take your
little page and fart on it!! If u don't I will!" - maggy may
wait a minute..she blessed me with 2 emails!
"PEOPLE!!!Who ever thinks that the Spice Girls suck, really
sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - maggy may again
" Okay, first off we think that there
is absolutely nothing wrong with "Girl Power". Atleast they don't sing about
drugs and suicide. Who cares if they freaking say "ziggazigahh" and "girl
power" at regular intervals and gives a damn if they wanna be your lover? You
are probably a lesbian anyway. We personally like the spice girls and think
that they are making the world a better place by sharing their talents with the
world. In fact, we and three other friends of ours are doing a lip sync to "say
you'll be there". Elise is Mel B and Rachel is Emma. We think that their music
is fab and we wouldn't even mind dressing like them..(except Victoria and
Geri)....
And to all of those brilliant fans and spice girl 'wannabes' it's great to be
that way. Don't let Ms.
Lesbian-Has-No-Life-And-Really-Dreams-Of-Having-Orgy's-With-The-Great-Spice-Girls
ruin your dream! GIRL POWER X1,000,000,000,000!!!!! " -elise f. and rachel j.
Oh yes !! Let's play "dress up as the spice girls and lip
synch to their music !" Sounds like a fun way to spend your afternoons. Good
luck with the back flips as well!
Look,Charity, can I call you Charity?? good. I would like to know why you
hate the spice girls so much.
I have explained this in the
about this site section. Why
don't you read it??
jus' cuz they were formed through an ad in
the paper doesn't mean they suck!!!personally I think that you are just
a person who also tried out for the part of the spice girls ad and that
you are jealous as hell!!
No, I am not jealous, and I never tried
out...Wish I had though, because if these 5 were the "best," I'd really like to have seen the other 295 "losers" that couldn't make the cut !
I personally think that they have a great
singing talent and that they are all fine--if you haven't guessed it by
now I am a guy. Yes and I would also like to say that I had the
pleasure of meeting SG in hollywood with my friend and they were
awesome!!! they did not have any of the ditzy personalities,stupid
quotes or sayings,or degenerate attitudes as you have suggested in your
stupid-ass web page.
I didn't make any of my quotes up. I've taken
then all from actual Spice Girls interviews. And as for the "girl power" attitude,
all you have to do is watch any of their performances. They do it all the time.
I would also like to say that those stupid little remarks you made
in between the lines of the lyrics for "wannabe" and "say you'll be
there" were really stupid and really showed to me the level of your
intelligence. Not to mention that your spelling sucks and I had to stop
and think about half of the words cuz they were spelled so
horribly---
Pick on my spelling, eh ? What about you writing "cuz"?
so, in conclusion I have decided that you are a female from
britain, who most likely is a high school drop out and has the
personality a bewildered, one legged possum stuck in the middle of the
highway--you are lost in life and have no idea what talent is.
Yes I do know, and it's not the Spice Girls.
So, bye for now and best of luck getting hit the cement truck I'm praying will
hit you so you can die and rot in hell for disliking the Spice Girls so
much. TTFN
sincerely a very dedicated fan of the Spice Girls.
p.s.--just in case you would like my
name--it's Garrett Mackie--talk to ya later.............................................bitch ass.
Thank you garrett mackie, you've just proven how
intelligent some Spice Girls fans can be.
"It dosent matter what "zigazigahhh" mein!!!!!!Or is it so important for you
that you have to write it on the net to get answer???? You seems to
bee quite mad who write a hompage about how much you hate Spice Girls!
You give them much critic because they are smile when they get photographed,
I never criticised them for smiling when they get
photographed. Rather the lack of smiling on Victoria's behalf. The way that
she seems unable to smile, because it will spoil her "sophisticated" image
is rather superficial, don't you think ?
so I ask you, what do you do when you get photographed??!!??Do you crying, or?
Then you write that Mel C thinks that she are a qute athletic, how
do you now that???
Because that what she says in all her interviews. And
also the simple fact that she gave herself the nickname "sporty spice" gives
one the impression that she is sporty/athletic.
Have you ask her aboute that? After that you also write: If you dont
belive me, look at the picture over here. On that photo she's smiling. So??
Is ti something wrong with that? You can hate Spice Girls how much that you want, but you dont have
some very good reasons to write a "Anti Spice Girls " page." - andrea
Where did you get this idea that I hate them smiling in
photographs ? Yes, I hate the faces they pull at the camera, but I never said
I was anti-smile. Oh, everyone be nice to Andrea's grammar, she actaully
has a reason, seeing as she comes from Sweden. Unlike some of the "fan mail"
I've received from English-speaking countries.