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This part of the site is dedicated to some of the worst songs ever to rudely impose themselves on our ears. What a coincidence, they're all by the Spice Girls.
Thanks go out to the Spice Hate Organisation for the use of this page ! The "lyrics" to "Wannabe," "2 Become 1," and "Mama" are from them. "Stop" is my own talent.
It was the first, and undoubtedly the worst...
YO! [Hmm... cheesy start] I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want [go on then] So tell me what you want, what you really really want [well tell us then] I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want [er yeah, get on with it will] So tell me what you want, what you really really want [Jesus Christ! yes tell us, TELL US!!] I wanna huh I wanna huh I wanna huh I wanna huh I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ahh! [Thats it? U wanted to tell me that you would like to 'zigazig ahh'. Well why the hell did u want to tell me that? R u mental or something?] If you want my future [who said I wanted any of you] Forget my past [gladly] If you wanna get with me [get what with you? some groceries?] Betta make it fast [er... get with u fast? R u on a timer or something? Probably sharing out the brains amongst the five of u] Now don't go wasting my precious time [hmmm... u dont love yourself do u??] get your act together we could be just fine [my act? MY BLOODY ACT? urs is shite so lets sort that out first shall we?] CHORUS: [apparently, this is the good bit. hahaha] I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want [oh christ not again] So tell me what you want, what you really really want [if u r going to huh and zigazig ahh again I'm going] I wanna huh [I wanna hurl] I wanna huh [I wanna hurl] I wanna huh [I wanna hurl] I wanna huh [I wanna hurl] I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ahh! [zigazig ahh. yea right, that must have taken a lot of thought] If you wannabe my lover [which I don't] You gotta get with my friends [huh? an orgy?] Make it last forever [make what last forever? the orgy?] Friendship never ends [erm... was that a case of 'yeah, that ryhmes put it in???] If you wannabe my lover [I DON'T! GET THE MESSAGE!!] You have got to give [well I never] Taking is too easy [ooh, meaningful, maybe this song DID require more than 30 seconds of thought] but thats the way it is [then again...] What d'you think about that? [ooh, I'm really impressed] now you know how I feel [I really don't care] Say you can handle my love are you for real? [well if it matches your brains I could take all of you on] I won't be hasty [hold up, I thought it had to be fast..?] I'll give you a try [I'm so bloody priveliged] If you really bug me [Me? BUG YOU??? HAHAHA !] then I'll say goodbye [yeah, I'm bugging you, GO AWAY!] Chorus again, how annoying. [ooh, this next bit makes so much sense] So.. heres the story from A to Z [A story, ok. start from A then. By the way, I'm from Nottingham and I say zed, not zee.] You wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully [I still don't want to though] We've got 'M' in the place who likes it in your face [M? I thought this story began at A? Anyway, what does M like in your face?] You got 'G' like MC who likes it on a... ['M', 'G', hmmm... what happened to the A to Z bit? And the story for that matter.] Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady. [no. She is a prostitute, obviously. Look at the start of the video] And as for me, haha you'll see [I can't wait.] Slam your body down and wind it all around [slam your body down? why?] Slam your body down and wind it all around [How the hell do you wind your body?] If you wannabe my lover [I DON'T LIKE YOU! U R SHITE!] You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, SLAM! [I don't have to slam anything] Make it last forever [the endless orgy again ??] Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and zigazig ahh [Yeah, lets all zigazig ahh. I can't wait] If you wannabe my lover [Just SHUT UP] END [about bloody time]
YO! I'll tell u what I want, what I really, really want. Yes I'll tell u what I want what I really really want. I wanna hurl, I wanna hurl, I wanna hurl, I wanna hurl, I wanna get a big gun and watch u go BOOM. I think your lyrix r really crap they were probably written by a demented rat I just don't give a shit about your precious time I just wish u all would step on a land mine I'll tell u what I want, what I really, really want. Yes I'll tell u what I want what I really really want. I wanna hurl, I wanna hurl, I wanna hurl, I wanna hurl, I wanna get a big gun and zigazig BOOM. I don't wanna be your lover I doubt u have any friends until u all retire the torture never ends I hope its downhill from now on for all members of the band I hope u all just sink away under some quicksand --------- When this song is in your head u will know how I feel think that spice girls r clever r u for real? I hope that soon it will all end underneath the wheels of a Mercedes Benz (CHORUS) So heres my fault list, from a-z the song will just stick in your head there is no doubt that the lyrix could have been better devised by a cabbage made of wood of course theres more theres no more room Somebody please, drop grenades in their mouths Somebody please, drop grenades in their mouths I hope u don't get no further, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta STOP! please don't last forever, Somebody please, drop grenades in their mouths Somebody please, drop grenades in their mouths Somebody please, drop grenades in their mouths a grenade will stop more zigazig ahh. I hope u don't get no further. ENDReturn to top
Candle light and soul forever - Candle light forever, don't they melt after a few days?
a dream of you and me together, - So one of you is candle light and the other is soul, oh right that makes sense
Say you believe it, say you believe it, - I belive in candles, theres some under the sink
Free your mind of doubt and danger, - Shouldn't take long for the spice girls to free their minds...
be for real don't be a stranger, - fake people are strangers are they, oh now I understand
We can achieve it, we can achieve it - achieve it? achieve what?
Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on, - Get the protective suit on before getting closer is what that was supposed to say, they got it the wrong order
Cause tonight is the night when two become one - candle lights, protective suits and shagging all in one verse, and they link so well
I need some love like I never needed love before - gagging for it
(wanna make love to ya baby) - told you
I had a little love, now I'm back for more - Err, I have a headache
(wanna make love to ya baby) - so you said
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be - since when has spirit meant sperm?
Silly games that you were playing, - now what are they on about?
empty words we both were saying,
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy, - work out = exercise... exercise it? hmmm, dirty slags
Any deal that we endeavour, - like conning small children out of money perhaps...
Boys and girls feel good together,
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it - Take what? Leave what? First she's gagging for it, now she's not bothered
Are you as good as I remember baby, - are you still only a tenner for a blow job?
get it on, get it on, - yes
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one - five become none
I need some love like I never needed love before - oh god here we go again
(wanna make love to ya baby) - these mood swings
I had a little love, now I'm back for more - how do you have a little love? Is this admission to perverted sex with children?
(wanna make love to ya baby) - thats great, now get back in that cage
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Be a little wiser baby, put it on, put it on, - yes alright, give me a minute I'm just air sealing the visor, you'd better be worth it
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one - alright alright, stop going on about it
-Repeat lots of times again to fill a respectable amount of space on the CD-
Return to top She used to be my only enemy and never let me free, - ha, I know the feeling, bet you didn't write a hate site about her though did u
Catching me in places that I know I shouldn't be, - places you shouldn't be? yeah, like on telly, radio, charts, in a studio, in front of an audience...
Every other day I crossed the line, - pity the sodding train wasn't coming then.
I didn't mean to be so bad, - it's not your fault you can't sing or dance
I never thought you would become the friend I never had. - Are we surprised you never had friends...?
Back then I didn't know why, - thats because you are stupid
why you were misunderstood,
So now I see through your eyes, - thats a very sick image
all that you did was love, - Excuse me, I think my dinner would like to defy gravity
Mama I love you, Mama I care, - oh yes, here it comes now
Mama I love you, Mama my friend, My friend - wow, and I haven't had carrots for days
I didn't want to hear it then but I'm not ashamed to say it now, - oh jesus, which twisted minds actually bought this thing?
Every little thing you said and did was right for me, - it's a shame you turned out so embarrasingly bad then really
I had a lot of time to think about, about the way I used to be, - you need a lot of time I suppose
Never had a sense of my responsibility. - And now you have? Dancing in New Zealand ring a bell?
Back then I didn't know why, - oh no, not again
why you were misunderstood, - I think my stomach wants to express its inner self here, please shut up
So now I see through your eyes, - It's on the way now, I wonder if I did a handstand would it come out my arse?
all that you did was love, - too late for that now
Mama I love you, Mama I care, Mama I love you, Mama my friend, My friend - projectile vomit - the quick way to decorate a room.
But now I'm sure I know why, - so then, tell us about it
why you were misunderstood, - go on then, why?
So now I see through your eyes, - err, hello??
all I can give you is love, - why was she misunderstood?
Mama I love you, Mama I care, - If I still had bile in me, it would be beginning to come alive right now
Mama I love you, Mama my friend, My friend - no, I can't stand it anymore, it must end
Mama I love you, Mama I care, - no, I can't take this anymore
Mama I love you, Mama my friend, - Why mama anyway, are you Italian or something?
You're my friend
(repeat chorus 3 times and fade) - Ha, yeah right, I'd love to lose about 8 pounds in vomit.
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