Western Samaria: "In your dreams you have been here"

Western Samaria is proud to boast about the wonderful hotels and lodging for your perfect wedding night. To help you with your choice, here are some of the most popular accommodation for newly married couples with large ages gaps.

All of the accommodation below, as well as many others, are available totally free, when you pay 200 Samarian Cents. For more information about accommodation click here^#

< tourist hotel in neighbouring Greece. Unfortunately, for non-legal reasons, we were unable to take photos of hotels in Western Samaria

Cowview Farm:

Attractive Manx villa converted from old farm buildings. Smell of silage almost gone.

Deflower Cottage:

Edge of town rural setting. 400 year old traditional Manx construction. Great sky views. Plenty of fresh air in every 'room'. Suit outdoor types

Bye T'Road Inn:

The typical 'economy' route, complete with Magic Finger beds, Bibles next to beds for bedtime reading, and Western Samaria Tourist Board advises couples to bring their own disinfectant.

Here is a key you will need that lists to facilities available in the accommodation above:

Baby Listening

Showers in all rooms

Working showers in all rooms

Nightly singalongs around a piano

Nearby toilets

Nearby Nuclear Reactor

Misshapen hangers

The guide above has hopefully helped you decide where to stay in Western Samaria. Remember, for more information click here^#.



* the Western Samaria Tourist Board does not actually 'recommend' the accommodation in the traditional sense of the word. The accommodation listed were picked at random during a modified game of 'pin the tail on the donkey' at last year's office party.
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