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Western Samaria: "In your dreams you have been here"
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WESTERN SAMARIA
The Landscape, The People, The Polygamy
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WESTERN SAMARIA
TOURIST BOARD
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Once you've visited Western Samaria, you'll want to come back again and again. Not only are we one of the only places in the world to promote Polygamy, but we have truly amazing landscape, and friendly non-deviant locals! What more could you want?
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< beautiful landscape free from deviants
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The increasingly famous Western Samaria Tourist Board are proud to offer the happy wedding couple a perfect wedding in Western Samaria. We have 227 square miles of beautiful unspoilt landscape including the region's highest mountain: Snidfell. Climb to the top of its 3 578 foot peak and see no deviants for miles around, except on clear days when you can see over to nearby countries which are literally crawling with the pests.
Western Samaria is known in various places internationally for the beautiful beaches. Each beach has been given a name by our own Public Relations team. This was so they appeal to young children, mainly those with older men who have come to get married.
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< more of our beautiful landscape - free from deviants
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Not only do we have beautiful beaches, but award winning Public Toilets. To make sure Western Samaria fully recycles all the waste, next to each of the Public Toilets we have a fountain which efficiently and directly re-uses all the 'water'. Not only are the foundations a popular tourist photo spot, but they also provide a source of water for animals and deviant foreigners alike.
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< just one of our working castles still unchanged since it was built
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Western Samaria dates back to Medieval times. The Western Samaria Tourist Board regularly arranges visits for locals, tourists, and wedding couples who wish to see the Medieval sights. We also provide multi-lingual guides (with the exception of French) for those who are unlucky enough not to speak English. The tours often contain visits to the Medieval torture dungeons, which are uniquely still used in Western Samaria. We conclude the visit with a the daily flogging of a foreigner. This is very popular so you are advised to book well in advance.
Visiting Western Samaria, whether you're on a holiday, honeymoon, or just eloping with someone half your age, will be one of the most memorable experiences of your life!
To find out where you can stay while you enjoy all of the above, take a look at our recommended accommodation.
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