The most powerful word? Well, shit...
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English
language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck or have shit
for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get
off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit
and die.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell
the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and
sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck
when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some
music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough of the right
shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can
carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit.