"Dan once told me that the world was like a good book. You can't put it down and you feel guilty about throwing it away. He never explained to me how that made sense, though. Dan, a billionaire jetsetter, spends his free time travelling to and from Australia in his private lear jet, much to Kath's chagrin. Dan makes his money running a male escort service, for which he is the spokesman and self-proclaimed 'Hot Seller.' When he is not aiding the spread of genital herpes or flying around the globe harrassing world leaders, Dan can be found in dark alleys, doing inhumane things to Andy and Graham."
