"Andy was born at a young age (as most people are) in crowded manger, amongst the sheep, and the horses, and the cows, and the lambs, and the sloths, and the carp, and the anchovies, and the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals, and the fruit-bats, and the large chu--"
"Skip a bit, Big Brother."
"Ahem, amongst those creatures, with whom he lives to this day. Andy aspired to be an air force pilot, but was forced to give up his dream at the age of 10 when he discovered he does not like moving at fast speeds. These days, Andy can be found writing poetry and painting pictures in the mountains, quietly living in his country home where he works as a goat farmer. Andy also enjoys causing small forest fires with his friend, Eric."
