"Graham once told me that he wanted to be like Madonna. I didn't know what he meant by that, so I just nodded. Graham and I go way back. Then there was that period of estrangement, where we were both growing as people. But now we're all back together again, just like old times."
"Big Brother, stop quoting Buffy."
"Sorry. Anyway. Graham's life began as a small orphan child forced to live in a slave labor camp in Sri Lanka. He later escaped and made his way to the town of Norfolk, Mass., where he now lives with his three housewives and eleven illegitimate children. He recently achieved the rank of Eagle Scout with friend Eric, and now spends his days indulging in the things a man of his stature should."
